Prinxiety Oneshots 3

I dunno what this is lol

"We'll need two machetes and a cake," Virgil said.

You might be thinking what the frick is going on. Well, it was Patton and Logan's anniversary and the others wanted to surprise them with a little celebration. Patton and Logan weren't planning to celebrate, so the others came up with a plan. Janus would distract the two all day while Remus, Roman, and Virgil set up the party. And as you could probably imagine everything went to shit.

Everything was going fine. Roman went to the bakery to pick up the cake. Virgil and Remus were sent to the store for last-minute party supplies. They had to go together because Remus isn't allowed to go anywhere alone, and with Virgil's anxiety he didn't like going to public places alone.

Everything went downhill after Remus was left alone for a few minutes while Virgil went to look for something. Remus left to his own destruction, grabbed a box of matches out of his pocket, and started playing with them. He ended up setting half the store on fire.

"Remus! I left you alone for 2 minutes!" Virgil yelled. Remus dragged him out of the burning building while holding onto all the party supplies they had found. They hadn't had time to pay for it with the whole Remus setting fire to the store.

"Yeah. This is on you," Remus said casually. They got far enough from the store and stopped.

Virgil looked over the shopping list and sighed, "We only have half the list and you burned down the only store you're not banned from."

Remus shrugged. "Guess you shouldn't have left me alone."

"I hope things are going better at the bakery."

~meanwhile with Roman~

"The cake was supposed to say ''Happy Anniversary'," Roman said. "Not 'Happy Fuckiversary'."

"Sorry, but that's what the person who called it in said," the worker said.

"There has to be some kind of mistake."

"Sorry, sir."

Roman walked away from the counter and called Janus, who was supposed to be the one to call it in.

Ring... Ring... Click.

"Hello?" Janus said from the other side of the phone.

"You called in the order, right?" Roman asked.

"Why?"

"Because the cake says 'Fuckiversary' instead of 'Anniversary'."

"Dang it. I knew I shouldn't have had Remus do it."

"You let Remus call in the order!"

"Don't blame me, blame the wine."

Roman rolled his eyes, "whatever. I'll figure it out." He hung up and muttered to himself, "I hope things are going better for Virgil and Remus."

—

Roman, Virgil, and Remus met back up at the apartment.

"Please tell me you got the cake," Virgil said as soon as he saw Roman.

"I did, but thanks to Remus it said 'fuckiversary' instead of 'anniversary'," Roman said, glaring at Remus, who just shrugged. "So I also got a different one without writing."

Virgil nodded.

"Did you get the party supplies?"

"Most of them. Remus set the only store he wasn't banned from on fire."

"Seriously Remus?"

"Hey, Virgil fucking left me to my own destruction," Remus said, crossing his arms.

"I was gone for like 2 minutes!" Virgil yelled. He took a breath and said, "Then we went to a different store and I went in by myself and grabbed like two things before coming across a Karen and leaving."

"Wait, what did Remus do while you were in the store?" Roman asked.

"Virgil tied me to a tree," Remus said annoyedly.

"Yeah," Virgil said. "And when I came back he had almost bitten his way through the rope."

—

About an hour later, they had everything set up. Everything has been back to being good. They had all the decorations up. Roman and Virgil have been keeping Remus away from the cake so he wouldn't destroy it. They just had to wait a few more minutes until Janus got back with Logan and Patton.

"We forgot snacks!" Virgil shouted as he jumped up, remembering no one got snacks.

"Dang it," Roman facepalmed.

"Just fucking conjure some, stupid bitch," Remus shrugged, rolling his eyes.

"Oh, I can do that," Roman said and conjured up some snacks.

After that, the night went off with a hitch (i think that's the right turn). Janus got back with Logan and Patton. They were very surprised, and everyone had a great night.

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Hi, besties~
How is everyone?
I'm kinda bored and need some kind of human interaction.

Anygay, just so y'all know, I'm posting more on my Lab Rats Oneshot book than any of my other ones. Like I'm still really into Sanders Sides, but I don't have as much inspiration for writing for it. I'll still occasionally update those stories, but I can't say how often.

I know it keeps being like a month(or longer) between updates on most of my stories and I'm sorry about that. I just don't fully know what to do for them anymore. If anyone has any ideas you can let me know and I'll see what I can do. That might help with getting updates more often.

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