"Can you pass the pepper?" Virgil asked.
"What's the magic word?" Roman tisked.
Virgil smirked and in Latin said, "Cynossema, dixi, piper transire. Nonne balbutire? Imo, sic claude ac da mihi piperem stupri, aut tibi maledicam." (got the Latin translation from google translate. In English it means "Bitch, I said pass the pepper. Did I stutter? No, so shut up and give me the fucking pepper, or I'll put a curse on you.")
"Just take the fucking pepper," Roman panicked. He doesn't know Latin and didn't know Virgil did. He basically threw the pepper at Virgil.
"Thank you," Virgil said with a sarcastic smile, putting some pepper on his food.
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The following has nothing to do with Sanders Sides, but I have small rant. It starts with homophobia and ends with jellybeans.
AGH!!!!!!! So I've been dating this guy for like 4-5 months and yesterday (aka the third day of pride month) I found out that he is homophobic! Like wtf! Somehow he didn't know I was pansexual! I mean I'm pretty fricking open about it! So obviously we broke up. I really liked him, so all of this sucked.
So I was like "are you like really homophobic?" And he was like "yeah because I believe in God". And I said how my grandma's religious and it took her a little bit. Still, she supported me and how most of the churches in my area also support the LGBTQI+ community. And he was like "then they're not real believers in god sorry but not sorry were done god comes first." and then blocked me before I could even respond. I kinda wish he hadn't blocked me because I was going to say "Well I can't date someone who is homophobic anyways. Plus sounds like you're pretty gay for god, so see you in hell." but couldn't because he blocked me already. Sorry but I'm going to be petty when I find out my boyfriend (now ex) is homophobic.
Sorry, that was a jumbled mess.
Anygay, can we start a petition to stop making buttered popcorn jellybeans? They're like not good. Why do they continue to keep making them? Like everyone I know doesn't like them.
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Prinxiety Oneshots 3
FanfictionThe title says it all. This is my 3rd oneshot book. Hello to everyone from my first 2 books! Welcome to any newcomers. (please read my first 2 oneshot books.)
