Sanscest One-shot Volume 2

Babysitting Disaster

Based on my Pallet Headcannon 3

Night
Pallet

Night pov:
Can't believe I have to watch you. Ba! Don't sass me! Look, if I can take care of PJ just fine, your no different.

.....Why do you have a knife? Baa! No, give me that! You can't have knives, you have to be 2 to have them.

Ah, knn! Nope, you can't have this, and you have another one...how in the actual fu-
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There all 5 knives are delt with. Okay, how about we do something safer, like watch murder documentaries.

Kid...Pallet! Heh ha! Oh Toby, he's in the vents! Pallet, get out of there!

*Ominous Music* Pallet? Boo! *Does Ink's scary face*

Ahhhh! What the fuck it that demon! Wait, no, stay back! Gaa!

It's on me, it has my face. Get off!

He ha. Why is he summoning positivity...oh son of a-

Ahhhhhhh! My eye! Haha!
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There, he is now in his crib, and nothing can free him now.

Hey Boss, who's child is this. I turned and saw Killer, Dust, and Horror holding the child.

You know what, you all have fun. Come back and talk once it's 6.

*2 hours later*

I watched as they all crawled in my office, with 23 stab wounds, each.

See, now, we will never babysit this child ever again. Uhm, it's only 5.

... Where's the fucking child! I saw them point up...oh come on!

Okay Pallet, I know we had trouble, but you have to get out of the vent now! Ah!

You can't refuse, just, come here! Baa! ...Why do you have the knife again? Heh. *Stabs* Ahhh! My fucking eye again!

I thought you were Dream's spawn, not pure evil! Toby, this is the PJ incident again.

*Knock Knock* Hey Night, it's Ink! Dream said he gave him to you after I dropped him off.

...You are the spawn of pure evil. Ba ga. Boss, my arm is broken. Duct tape it back together!