Dawnberry: Hey all you people, hey all you people, will you listen to meeeeeeeeeee~?
Bluefeather: NO.
Dawnberry: D: WELL, MR. KILLJOY, today we are back with another chapter of your favorite truth or dare show!
Bluefeather: Recommend this to friends... and don't forget to tell them I'm sexy. ;3
Dawnberry: StarClan, Bluefeather, no.
Bluefeather: D:
Dawnberry: Okay, so we first have a dare from Poppywing, and she dares Firestar to tell Bramblestar he, Firestar, is his, Bramblestar's, real father!
Bluefeather: Bring them in!
Fallen Leaves: You know keeping me as your slave is illegal, right?
Dawnberry: JUST THROW THEM IN OR I'LL LOWER YOUR PAYCHECK!
Fallen Leaves: YOU DON'T EVEN PAY ME!!!
*thrown in*
Firestar: HEY, YOU INTERRUPTED MY KARAOKE!!!
Bramblestar: AND... MY LEADING OF THE THUNDERCLAN!
Dawnberry: Does it look like I care? No. *whispers the dare in Firestar's ear*
Firestar: Okay. Bramblestar... I'm your real father.
Squirrelflight: *races inside* WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! BRAMBLESTAR'S MY BROTHER?????
Bluefeather: INCEST!
Squirrelflight: I'm pregnant with Bramblestar's KITS...
Firestar: Eheheheh... Bye sweetie! *disappears*
Dawnberry: *whispers to Bluefeather* Should we know it was just a dare and she's not actually related to Bramblestar?
Bluefeather: Mm... maybe later.
Dawnberry: Okay, you two lovebirds, GET OUT! *waves a fly swatter at them*
Bramblestar and Squirrelflight: *runs away*
Bluefeather: Okay, Poppywing also has a truth for Cinderheart!
*thrown in*
Cinderheart: Oh, hi.
Dawnberry: Hi, Cindy! So, a fan of yours asks you; Is Jayfeather the father of your kits?
Cinderheart: What? No, not at all! LIONBLAZE is the father of my kits! *stalks away and muttering* Fanfictions these days... Dang whipper-snappers...
Dawnberry: Okay, so that's the end of this chapter! Truths and dares were painfully low today, so if you have a truth or dare, please leave it down below, there's plenty of room in the comments section, and--
Both: BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
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Truth Or Dare-Warriors
HumorThe ThunderClan hosts Dawnberry and Bluefeather run a show that allows you to ask a truth or dare to any cat of your choice!
