Bluefeather: Heyyo, we're back!
Dawnberry: With unlucky number 13! Mwahahahah!
Bluefeather: But first, we have to let Dovewing out... *unlocks cage*
Dovewing: *runs out, screeching* ROT IN THE DARK FOREST, YOU SICK MONSTERS!
Dawnberry: No regrets.
Dawnberry: Okay, so we have one dare today... sorry for the long wait... from kawaiicody. He dared Squirrelflight to marry Jayfeather's stick at a Gathering!
Bluefeather: Get her in!
*thrown in*
Squirrelflight: NOO!!! I'VE BECOME INNOCENT, I TELL YOU! I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE!!!
Dawnberry: *flicks ear with tail* Too bad. *whispers dare*
Squirrelflight: Oh, wait. I can do that.
*teleports*
Bramblestar: Let me talk about things for a REAAALLLY long time that honestly, no one even cares about—
Squirrelflight: Bramblestar, if I may intervene, I have a message for all the Clans.
Bramblestar: Sure, Squirrelflight! What is it?
Squirrelflight: *puts on wedding dress and puts Jayfeather's stick next to her* I'm marrying the stick.
Jayfeather: NOW SHE'S IN FOR IT!
Bramblestar: *starts to cry* BUT I THOUGHT WE WERE SPECIAAAAAL!
Dawnberry: Poor Bramblestar. First Ashfur, now this.
Bluefeather: Hilarious. Competing with a STICK.
Dawnberry: He'll have to break it into fourths this time.
Dawnberry: Anyway guys, that was it! If you have a truth or dare for any cat, please don't hesitate to put it in the comments!
Bluefeather: Plus, check out D0veWing's other books! She has released two original stories, Sweet November and Cursed Angels, and it would be really sweet if you could read those.
Dawnberry: I know she doesn't do that type of thing, but worth a try, right? For unlucky number thirteen's sake. And--
Both: BBBBBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Truth Or Dare-Warriors
HumorThe ThunderClan hosts Dawnberry and Bluefeather run a show that allows you to ask a truth or dare to any cat of your choice!
