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Ubleh

Sorry I haven't updated in a while I've been kinda busy. I have like what, six books now including this one, or was it five. Ya its five. Or at least at the point in time of me writing. Anyways enjoy the chapter!!!!!!!

Making people laugh is the best feeling ever.

*gets down on one knee* will you get me food?

Mom: did you get home safe?
Me: no I died a few times.

I'm constantly hungry this is becoming a problem

My stress is stressing me out.

Do you ever read or hear that one little thing that just kills you inside?

Girls find out everything sooner or later

Food will never break my heart

If you think I hate you then you are right I fricking do

I hate when people treat nice people like crap.

My heart says yes but my mom says no

Netflix please, I don't need a "previously on" I've been watching this show for nine hours straight.

I just need to go on a six hour drive with a friend and spazzing out to music

I refuse to apologize for saying that. No one has ever said something mean and apologized to me.

I cannot make you understand. I cannot make anyone understand what is happening inside me. I cannot even explain it myself.

The people who care the most are always screwed over.

My life in two words: trust issues

Waste too much time on people who don't give me any.

Person: why do you only have like five friends?
Me: quality not quantity

IF YOUR GIRLFRIEND STARTS LAUGHING WHILE YALL ARE FIGHTING YOU BETTER START APOLOGIZING IF YOU WANNA LIVE.

You don't wanna mess with me I cry easily.

Sometimes the best way to not get your heart broken is to act like you don't have one.

An emoji is worth 1000 words.

How does what I'm doing concern you just worry about yourself.

I can't be happy because it never lasts.

Stuck between idk and idc.

If no one comes from the future to stop you then how bad of a decision could it really be?

Why are some lipsticks like $30 like come on you glorified a red crayon.

Teacher: describe yourself in one word.
Me: done.

Running seem like a good idea until you actually start running.

Isn't it creepy that from the day you are born you start to die.

I could eat the biggest whale in the world and still be hungry 5 minutes after.

How to make me happy:
Make me food
Buy me food
Be food
Food

I'm pretty sure my parents think of me as a god cus they always ask me ridiculous questions I do t have the answer to.

My eyes say sleep my my mind says Internet.

Sleep doesn't even relieve me of my exhaustion anymore.

I didn't even realize growing up meant dying inside but hey it's whatever.

I'm always hungry like Houston we've got a problem