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I have decided to add fandom stuff to this book because there aren't enough homestuck books around here on wattpad like this shall be
Anyways I hope you enjoy
Yeah
If you haven't read homestuck yet GET ON IT CUS THIS INVOLVES SPOILERS
You know you're a homestuckian when you stay away from green and red lollipops
Is that a OH GOD WHAT IN HELL ARE YOU HOLDING AAAHH LET GO OF THE BUCKET OH GOG NOOOO JEGUS NOO WHYYY MEE WHYYYYYYYY NOOOOOOOHOHOHOOOO
I'm not gonna make it. I'm not getting the curse of the batterwitch
*honk* *screams* GAMZEE NO
in honor of homestuck (on 4/13)
Be an adorable deep like John
Make sick beats like Dave
Get drunk like Rose and Roxy
Collect frogs like Jade
Bake a cake like Jane
Be a Brony like Dirk
Be a robot like aradia
Fly pupa pan fly like tavros
Be good with computers like sollux
Be a complete grump and curse a lot like karkat
Steal hands like karkat
That parts not canon but still
Be an adorable kitten like me
I mean like Nepeta
Be a fashion queen like kanaya
Be blind and obsessed with red like Terezi
Be a bitch like vriska
Be strong like my mewrail
I mean Equius
Be a homocidal clown like me
And Gamzee
Be a desperate fuck like Eridan
Be a hipster whale like Eridan
Be a desperate fucking hipster whale like Eridan
Just don't be Eridan
Be kind and adorable like Feferi
Be dead like all the ancestors haha
Kill off all your characters multiple times like Hussie
Be green like Calliope and Caliborn
Drink faygo like all the trolls
Ya
Uh
Apple juice
Nick Cage
I'm outta ideas
HUSSIE UPDATED HOMESTUCK? *checks* YoU lIeD mOtHeRfUcKeR
YOU ARE READING
Quotes and memes and Fandom stuff
RandomThese are random quotes from the Internet and some memes for the pictures. Some are funny and some are deep and understanding. Be prepared to laugh and maybe cry.
