Everything is better with a unicorn.
Unicorns are real they're just fat and gray and we call them rhinos.
When I look at myself in the mirror I see a unicorn. A bad af unicorn.
Women don't fart. They do however, shoot tiny puffs of glitter that sound like a unicorns laugh and smell like rainbows.
Guns don't kill people. Baby unicorns with a penchant for killing people do.
I wish I was a unicorn so I could stab all the stupid people in the world who have hurt me.
Oh sorry I forgot to mention that my baby unicorn doesn't like being called cute. She is also a ninja.
Screw the world. I am a unicorn.
I'm done with being a human. Time to be a unicorn
Unicorn llama. Your response is invalid.
You only need one thing to survive the apocalypse. It's a unicorn. A bad ass unicorn.
Always be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn.
Sorry this was so short but I don't have it of time today I'll update tomorrow
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Quotes and memes and Fandom stuff
RandomThese are random quotes from the Internet and some memes for the pictures. Some are funny and some are deep and understanding. Be prepared to laugh and maybe cry.
