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Guy 1: your gay
Guy 2: gay? Sir I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on.
(Ok sorry I had to XD)
Waitress or waiter: would you like a table sir?
Guy: no we would like to eat on the floor. Carpet for five please.
Roses are red my names not Dave this makes no sense microwave.
Me: DAD! THERES A SPIDER IN MY ROOM! KILL IT!
Dad: don't worry the spiders smaller than you
Me: so is a grenade
Dad: your grounded.
Guy: are those space pants cus your butt is out of this world
Girl: actually these are softball pants cus this butt is out of your league.
My teacher pointed at me with his ruler and said "at the end of this ruler is an idiot." I got detention after I asked him which end he was referring to.
Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be so sad I'll be there to not in a cage but laughing at you
Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middles for you.
Guy: I know you like me
Me: that's because I don't.
Friend: OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
🍩🍭🍩🍭🍩🍭🍩🍭🍩🍭🍩😝🍭😝🍭🍭🍩🍭🍩🍭🍩🍭🍩🍭hey sorry this was so short i just have very little time today it being the Fourth of July and all. Anyways happy Independence Day unipeeps.
Dreamality out. 😋😛😜😛
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Quotes and memes and Fandom stuff
RandomThese are random quotes from the Internet and some memes for the pictures. Some are funny and some are deep and understanding. Be prepared to laugh and maybe cry.
