You aren't true friends unless you get a little gay with each other
If you have an emoji next to your name in my contacts then your special
We all die someday, it's just a matter of when and how.
After Tuesday even the calendar goes w th f.
Sometimes I wish I was a bird so I could fly over certain people and poop on their heads
All my life I thought air was free until I bought a bag of chips.
I'm not lazy I'm just on power saving mode.
If guns kill people then I guess pencils misspell words, cars drive drunk, and spoons make people fat.
Don't like me? Cool. I don't wake up everyday to impress you.
Don't think of yourself as an ugly person, think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
MATH Mental Abuse To Humans
A jealous woman does better research than the FBI. (I got that from the Internet along with most of the things on here.)
The broccoli says "I look like a small tree" the mushroom says "I look like an umbrella" the walnut says "I look like a brain" and the banana says "can we please change the subject?"
The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body like yours can't hold this much personality.
I am female.
Fe=iron
Male=man
Therefore I am ironman.
I don't have bad handwriting I have my own font
"Username or password incorrect" well at least tell me which one it is
I like you. When I take over the world your death shall be quick and painless. 😄
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Quotes and memes and Fandom stuff
RandomThese are random quotes from the Internet and some memes for the pictures. Some are funny and some are deep and understanding. Be prepared to laugh and maybe cry.
