Chapter two i guess you could say...

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You aren't true friends unless you get a little gay with each other
If you have an emoji next to your name in my contacts then your special
We all die someday, it's just a matter of when and how.
After Tuesday even the calendar goes w th f.
Sometimes I wish I was a bird so I could fly over certain people and poop on their heads
All my life I thought air was free until I bought a bag of chips.
I'm not lazy I'm just on power saving mode.
If guns kill people then I guess pencils misspell words, cars drive drunk, and spoons make people fat.
Don't like me? Cool. I don't wake up everyday to impress you.
Don't think of yourself as an ugly person, think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
MATH Mental Abuse To Humans
A jealous woman does better research than the FBI. (I got that from the Internet along with most of the things on here.)
The broccoli says "I look like a small tree" the mushroom says "I look like an umbrella" the walnut says "I look like a brain" and the banana says "can we please change the subject?"
The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body like yours can't hold this much personality.
I am female.
Fe=iron
Male=man
Therefore I am ironman.
I don't have bad handwriting I have my own font
"Username or password incorrect" well at least tell me which one it is
I like you. When I take over the world your death shall be quick and painless. 😄

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