Relatable/teenager posts

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There is always truth behind just kidding, knowledge behind I don't know, emotion behind I don't care and pain behind its ok.

Sometime a shoulder to lean on and someone who understands your science is all you need.

First day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers and 10 notebooks
Middle of April: one pencil you found on the ground in science.

*when my names in a math problem*
Class: *stares at me*
Me: that's right I bought 60 watermelons.

Saying random number when someone is counting to make them lose count XD

Dear McDonald's,
Thank you for not selling hot dogs. I don't think we could say McWeiner with a straight face.

Normal people: sing lyrics
Me: sings lyrics, sings backup vocals, sings guitar riffs, plays air drum, head bangs.

Some girls need to learn to not put on so much makeup. Your face is not a coloring book.

My first thought when my alarm clock goes off:
"Who disturbs my slumber?"

When someone asks me to do something and they say plz instead of please I say no because it's shorter then yes.

Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking if anybody heard us we would be in a mental hospital.

Person: are you crying?
Me: no I'm having an allergic reaction
Person: to what
Me: life.

Dear preschoolers: if you don't like nap time, give it to us.
Sincerely, high schoolers.

Idk if I've done this or not but
Police: how high are you?
Me: no officer it's hi how are you?

Twinkle twinkle little star I wanna hit you with my car through you off a cliff so high hope you break your neck and die!

HEY WHO STOLE MY-never mind I found it.

Ok future husband you can stop playing hide and seek now.

Teacher: oh come on you learned this in the third grade!
Me: I don't remember what I ate for breakfast this morning.

Pretending to look for the homework you didn't do when the teacher asks for it.

Idk what's more awkward answering Dora or sitting in silence as she stares at you.

Listening to a story and thinking:
Lie lie lie lie lie and lie.

That mini hear attack when your half asleep in bed and you suddenly feel like your falling. Funny thing is this happens to me all the time XD

That moment when your yelling at someone and you mess up a word.

That awkward moment when your telling a story and you realize no one is listening so you slowly fade out and try to pretend you didn't say anything.

That awkward silence after the teacher yells at a student.

My hobbies:
Switching between the same 3 apps for hours
Imagining myself in situations that will literally never exist.

Dear people who wonder why girls go to the bathroom in groups, hermione granger from Harry Potter went alone and got attacked by a troll so...

*nerd guys phone rings*
Jock: who was that your girlfriend?
Nerd: not it was yours.
*dead silence.*

Everybody has gone through something that has changed them in a way that they could never go back the the person they once were.

I can remember song lyrics from 2006 but not the math formula we learned yesterday.

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Hey unipeeps. I will be updating this chapter more often. I just don't have that much time lately. Anyways I'll see ya later unipeeps.
Dreamality out. 😋😛😝😜

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