A tired dumpy unicorn was howling at ur Donald
U punched it in the no no square.
It tumbled down the hill, far away from ur Donald.
"Maybe one day I'll fly away and shit on a grandma" u tough out loud to urself.
"That would be so sexy" Boris said, creeping up on u while doing the creepy walk from the sims.
"Wow Boris, I thought u were out" u said quickly, backing against a shitty wall with a plate of hamburgers. U were blushing as bright as a firetruck.
"I was. Now I'm here" Boris said while his thumpy dumpy ass clapped as he waddled towards you like a venomous snake with a hammer.
Oh god u love this don't u? Weirdo.
"Boris~" u moaned out, u kept thinking of his cheeks clapping together as he ran a marathon. It drove u crazy.
He looked at u and winked then grew his ears. He used them to flutter away.
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U went to the toilet. But when u went to open the door someone yelled "someone's in here! Just a second dear!"
Queen lizzy is still in the toilet.
"Damnnn lizzy, u little drug mule~ I love how u take so long on the toilet" u mumble through the door.
U could hear her giggling.
Then u went to shit outside in the pee bush.
The very same bush that u Boris and Donald shared a sacred moment in earlier that day. U always do this and they love it.
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Under a boat in a desert there's a lizard wearing hobo. His name it Jeremy Kyle and u know he's there.
But no one else does.
One day u invited him out to go catch some children.
The police don't like it when u do this so u had to be real careful..
"Wudududududud. What are u going to do with it?" Said markiplier when he saw u pick up a leaf and a child.
"Put it in the washing machine then the big bin" u said. But u put the child down and ate the leaf.
U waddled away like a duck and went to go like sans's ass. It tasted like calcium.
"Oh hoh!" Sans yeeped out.
This made u want to buy him a cale cake.
So you did. But sans doesn't like cale cakes.
....
But Boris does~
