Maybe if the flying whale didn't eat your pet flower then you'd be happier.
But no. The goblin fairy with the hairy ass just HAD to curse your mum to be a donkey. But who knows? Maybe queen lizzy, your sister bother cousin husband twink will eventually come out of the bathroom and save your TV from the big and beefy chaff boat.
You don't know why, but you feel like tacos and tic-tac-toe. So you oblige and attempt to not get bitten by the big beefy chunky flunky BUNKY ass hair covered charm shark.
It braids it's own ass hair covered head with tweens for lunch to teach him Kung fu.
But you slapped him in the face then on his sharp rubbery boney cheeks, their moist and flubbery but you lick them anyway. They taste like cheesecake and fish.
"Shut up sister cousin wife husband brother lizzy" you said to queen lizzy with Boris in the background. "I don't like the sound of your sultry voice"
There was silence.. did you really just yell that to the queen?
"Okay!" She said and skipped back into the bathroom with a big grin. She doesn't realise this but everyone knows she just goes in there to cry, eat birthday cake and swallow cat hair.
~~~
A couple days pass and you're in a field
"HIS FACE WAS IN MY FACE AND LICKED MY ASS!!" A scream was heard. Who's that?
You don't know but you try to look, you see a blurry figure running towards you.
"HIS BUM IS FOLLOWING THE UNICORN ON THE SUNSET!!!"
everything they were saying was making sense..
He walked up to you.. his long white beard limo and almost touching the grass. Though it looked a bit fake... like a wig he was wearing the wrong way round.
"Hello, my name is VOLDEMORT. And I-"
You walked away, it was just a bald crackhead that snorted so much junk that he lost his nose. Not worth your time.
After you got back to your room from the field in the woods, you lay face down on ur bed. You lick the pillow then sit up. It tastes.... Salty and fishy..
"Someone's been in my room..." you mumble to yourself.. you know exactly who it is because of the smell and taste..
"SQUIDWARD!!! GET YOUR FLUBBERY BLUBBERY MOIST RUBBERY SOGGY FLAT BOUNCY ASS IN HERE RIGHT NOW YOU TRAITOROUS SQUID!!" You yelled at the top of your lungs into a hole in the wall.
A few seconds past and eventually squidward squiggled out the hole.
He looks up at you MENACINGLY.
So much evil yet so little squid..
You turn him around then throw him on the bed like a log. Then you jump on him while screaming "JOHN CENA!!" (bam bam-bam baaaaam.. bam bam-bam baaaaaam)
A tear left his cute like moist socket. You licked him dry the spanked his cheeks.
"Damn squid.. tell me where that salty sponge it right now or I'll show no mercy to your floppy ploppy hole.." you mumble into his ear..
He struggles to find the words of his people.
Stuttering a lot like a special squid he says "H-h-H-HEEeee.. is a-at the p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-PARK!! Euhhhhhh" he wiggled out of your grasp and rolls back into his hole, all while saying "euhhhhhh"
You stare at the hole he just entered then stormed of the first the stupid sponge.
~~~
After a while you find him squatting with Harry Potter in a corner, he's snorting queen lizzy's husband.
You find this incentive so you smack them both.
They squirm.
"Sorry Y/N.. we forgot to invite you.." Harry mumbled in an apologetic tone.
You soften a little when you smell Draco and snape on his clothes.
"It's... fine.. just don't forget again.."
Then harry rolls away.
You're holding onto the daft sponge amd carry him onto a raft.
"Stay here and think about what you've done you stupid soggy sponge."
Then you leave him there. All alone for the night.
You laugh because you saw a seagull swoop down and lick spongebobs toe. He started twerking with the seagull, trying to assert dominance. He failed.
The seagull was now king of the raft. You could see the seagull order Bob around. Spongebobs flute barely fit in his ass the next morning. That's how cold it was out there because the seagull stole the blanket for himself.
"Oh well" you thought to yourself and went back to sleep in the washing machine with Boris. You licked his earlobe in your sleep and it drove Boris crazy.
Donald was in the corner watching. He loved it too~
"Euhhhhhhhh~"
