Cheese in ur hair?
Dont be silly thats just harry potters normal smell. It explains why everyone wants to fuck him.
Everyone except you.
Harry doesn't like this. He tried to get u to like him but you prefer snape.
'Mmmm' you think to urself. You love snape so much. You love his beak nose and his sarcastic voice, it sends chills down your neck.
Snape comes and steps on ur hand.
His thicc dump truck ass twerking in ur face with a bottle lid bouncing with it..
You loved it.
After a while u were both twerking on each other with spongebob and hermione
But... it was revealed that it was all a spell.
And it was Harry who was twerking with u all along.
The worst part is that hermione and Ron were filming the whole thing!!
Now they're gonna post it online for everyone to see.. including snape... oh no..
