Shanti bua enters!!

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Next morning..
Hm wakes up and goes in the kitchen to make breakfast..
She sees mj, pj and am drinking tea.. she gets an idea and goes near pj and Screams..
Hm- pushpa jiiiiii...
All get scared..
Pj- haseena.. idhar aa.. and twists her ear..
Hm- aahh.. Amma.. chhodo na.. dard ho rha hai humein..
Am comes and twists the other ear..
Am- achha.. dard ho rha hai.. toh Dara kyu rhi thi..
Hm- are hum toh good morning bol rhe the.. maaa... bachayie na.. dard ho rha humein bahut..
Maa- chhod dijie na aap donon.. kaan lal ho gye hain uske..
Am- bigaad ke rkha hai apne ise..
And leaves her ears..
Hm goes and hugs maa and kisses on her cheeks..
Hm- ty Maa.. aap nhi hote toh humare kaan chehre se Bahar hi aa jaate..
Ma- acha acha theek hai..

As comes.. and says suprabhat to ammi and pj..
As- kya Maa.. humein toh itne pyar se kabhi gale nhi lagaya.. ulta hum cheekhte na yadi aapke karn(ear) mein toh iss ghar mein bhuchal aa Jata..
Maa glares..
And as stops..
As- waise hj.. aap ab tak tayyar kyu nhi hui..
Hm- jaa hi rhe the.. pehle nashta bana lein..
As- are hum hai na.. uum banate hain..
Pj- kya.. Bina namak ke samose..
As- pj.. 😔
Pj- are udas kyu ho gye.. mazak kr rhe the hum.. waise ek baat kahein?
As- ji..
Pj- uss din Samose bhale hi Bina namak ke bane hon par unnmein tumhari behen ke liye atoot prem dekha tha humne.. aur woh pyar aur natkhatpan aaj bhi jhalakta hai tumhari aankhon se..
As bends down to touch pj feet..
Ks- vah vah.. kabhi humse bhi pyar se batiya liya kro pj..
Pj- Amma..
Ks- hn.. Amma..
Pj- humare Lalla ke toh bhaag hi phoot gye.. 😱
Aur yahan humare anubhavji pj ke per chhoote chhote dar ke maare ladkhada gye..
Hm laughs silently.. 😂😂
As sees hm and shows puppy eyes..
Ks- nhi.. kya Haan Matlab.. konsi disha se phoot gye aapke Lalla ke bhag..
Pj-humein laga tha gaye jaisi bahu layega🐄.. par nikli kon Sherni.. 🐯
Ks- hn hn.. apko toh yahi lage..
Vs- are bass.. Kitna jhagadte hain aap donon.. are kabhi toh samay aur jagah dekhkar lado donon saas-bahu..
Ss- par jagah toh ekdum perfect hai na ladne ke liye.. ab maana ki pushpee aur km thane mein bhi ladti hai par yeh jagah toh sahi hai na ekdum..
Cc- uff yeh masumiyat santu ji..
Ks- lagayein ek kantap tumko..
Vs- shrimati ji.. shant ho jaayie..
Am- are bas bhi karo ab..
Maa- waise ghar mein toh haseena ya damad ji aap donon ko chup kara dete hain.. thane mein kaise shant hote hain donon..
Ss- are kya bataun mein aapko.. Kitna mushkil hota hai..billu ji toh referee banke points ginne lagte hain aur yeh cheeta sota rhta hai.. mujhe Kitna mushkil ho jata hai sambhalna.. mein akele sambhalti hun inko.. khaskar jab anu bhaiya thane aate hain.. ab toh shukar hai aajse maddamsir aa rhi hai.. warna Mera toh aadha samay inhe chup karane mein hi chla jata tha...
Haashhhh..

And sees all are glaring her and seeing her in shock and helplessness..
Ss- kya.. mein mein sach bol rhi hun...
And all shake their head like iska kuchh nhi ho sakta..

Hm- ya Allah.. 8 baj gye.. karu naashta bana dijie hum tayyar hone jaa rhe hain..
Ks- humein bhi toh tayyar hona hai..
Ss- mujhe bhi..
Hm- anu..
As- theek hai.. banate hain naashta 😐

All leave for thana.. hm was also about to leave when Maa says..
Maa- haseena.. ruk..
Hm- ji Maa..
Maa- yeh le.. dahi cheeni kha pehle.. itne samay baad thane mein kadam rkhegi..
Aur sunn.. anu ki Shanti Bua aane waali hai aaj.. woh tum donon ki shadi mein nhi aa payi thi.. toh unke hisab se tum donon 7 saal se shadi shuda ho..
Hm- ji Maa..
Ma- aur hn.. thodi pichhdi hui soch ki hain toh thoda jaldi aa jaana.. par dil ki buri nhi hai meri nanad.. thode rukhi mizaj ki hai.. gussa bahut jaldi aata hai.. karishma ko bhi achhi nhi lagti par anu se bahut pyar karti hai woh..
Hm- aur aap?
Maa- are kya bataun mein terko.. yeh anu ke baba ke khandan wale mere dimag ke toh pare hain.. kabhi kabhi toh mann krta hai ki sar phod dun apna.. par kya krun.. hai toh meri nanad hi.. par lakshan hai nhi uske nanad waale.. jab bhi aati hai sirf hukum chalati hai.. par..
Hm- are bas Maa.. relax..
Maa- haseenaaaa.. tu smjh nhi rhi hai.. sirf naam Shanti hai vastavikta mein Ashanti phehlayegi woh Agar tu use nhi bhayi toh.. pls sambhal lena..
Am- aap chinta mat kijie samdhan ji.. haseena hai na.. sambhal legi..
Hm- hn Maa.. chinta mat kijie.. hum hain na..
Maa- hmm.. chl ab jaa..
And kisses her forehead..

Hm was driving her jeep when she saw crowd on a place..
Hm- are kya hua.. hatiye yahan se.. pata nhi hai aap sab ko ki corona badh rha hai.. 5 se zyada ki gathering allowed nhi hai.. hatiye..
And she sees a lady fallen down..
Hm- are kya hua inhe..
Random person- are kuchh nhi woh ek scooter ne takkar maar di inhe..
Hm- aur aap log inhe uthane ki jagah videos bana rhe hain.. chliye jaayie..
Hm to the lady- aap theek hain? Hospital jaana hai aapko?
L- hamare per se khun nikal rha hai..
Hm- aap.. aap rukiye hum first aid kit lekar aate hain..
Hm gets the kit and does first aid..
Hm- kahi jaana hai aapko? Chhod de hum? Waise bhi itni tez dhup hai.. iss wakt auto bhi nhi milega..
L- hn.. humein Jana toh tha..
Hm- hum chhod dete hain aapko.. bas ek second..hum humari team ko inform kr dein..
And she calls ks..
Ks- hello.. Ms kahan hai aap..
Hm- karishma singh hum thodi der mein aa hi rhe hain..woh darasal ek mahila ka minor accident ho gya hai raste mein toh unhe ghar chhod kr hum thane pahunch rhe hain..
Ks- ji ms.. jai hind..
Hm- jai hind..
Hm- aap gaadi mein baithiye..
Hm starts driving..
Hm- waise kahan jaana tha aapko?
L- woh ghar no. 1204.. Dsp Anubhav singh ke ghar..
And hm applies a sudden break..
L- are kya hua..
Hm- aapka naam?
L- Shanti Singh..

Hm- aapka naam?L- Shanti Singh

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Hm- Bua ji.. hum haseena.. anu.. humara Matlab hai anubhav ji ki patni..
Sh- tum ho haseena..
Hm- ji hum hi hain..
And they reach home..

Maa- haseena.. tum yahan..
Hm- hn Maa.. woh Bua ji humein raste mein mil gyi.. scooter se takkar ho gyi thi.. par humne first aid kar di hai.. hum chlte hain late ho rha hai humein..
Hm touches Bua ji feet..
Hm- pranam Bua ji..

And leaves..
Maa- Shanti..  aao na andar..
Sh- aa rhe hain didi.. waise aapne bataya nhi ki aapki bahu kaam krti hai..
Maa- police mein hai humari bahu..
Sh- hn woh toh dikh hi rha hai.. par ghar ki bahu ko kaam krna shobha nhi deta..
Maa- Shanti.. tum jaanti ho hum yeh baat nhi maante aur ek tarah se socha jaaye toh Agar aaj haseena kaam nhi karti toh tumhe wahan se kon Lata..  aur usne marham Patti bhi toh ki na tumhari...
Sh- didi.. sach humesha kadwa hota hai lekin kalyankari hota hai.. waise zyada tarif nhi kr rhi hain aap apni bahu ki.. waise yeh kon?
Am- hum salma mallik.. haseena ki ammi..

Parallel scene..
Hm enters the thana rotating her baton..
Mpt- jai hind ms..
Hm- jai hind..
And ks comes forward and gives her a bouquet..
Ks- iss thane mein aapka phir ek baar svagat hai ms.. iss thane ko aapka utna hi zaroorat hai jitna sharir ko dil ka..
Hm smiles..
Hm- aur iss thane ko aap sab ki bhi utni hi zaroorat hai jitni sharir mein khun ki hoti hai..
As from back..
As- adbudh.. kya baat hai..
All- jai hind sir..
As- jai hind..

As sees billu rushing towards the dusting cloth..
As- are rehne dijie shreeman.. humein dikhane hetu karya karne ka kya Matlab..
Ss- are nhi sir.. isi bahane din mein ek baar thane ki safai ho jaati hai..
All glare santu..
As- shreeman aaj ki khabar padi aapne?
Bc- sir padhta hun.. girlfriend ka make up dhulne ke karan boyfriend coma mein..
Achha nhi.. murgi ne diye gulabi rang ke ande.. gao ke logon ne kaha ande se murgi niklegi murga nhi..
Ss laughs..
All see her..
Ss- sorry..
Gao ke bachon ne ek mahatari ki aankhe nikal kar gotiyan kheli..
As- ji nhi shreeman.. kiraye ka daam badh gya hai.. jisske hisab se aapke iss billu niwas ka kiraya 15 hazar ho gya hai..
Bc- sir mein aapki gaadi saaf krke aata hun.. billu the spy nahi.. billu the baii on duty..

Hm- waise aapki Shanti Bua ghar pahunch gyi hai..
As- aapko kaise gyat..
Ks- sadak par accident hote hote reh gya.. toh ms ne dekhkar ghar pahunchaya unhe..
As- achha..
Ks slowly- waise ho hi jaata accident toh achha tha.. but hm listens and glares at her.. and ks stops..
As- ji.. apne kuchh kaha ks?
Hm- nhi nhi.. kuchh nhi kaha unhone..
And as exits..

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