JJBA Oneshots《BOOK 2!!!》

Desperate Steely Dan x Reader

Dan grins from ear to ear as he talks greatly about himself to a woman.

She listens to his words in shock as he explains how he supposedly generously gave this old man kebabs for free and saved a guy with brain damage.

As this man was so self absorbed Y/n walks up to the woman and rests a hand on her shoulder.

Y/n says "Don't listen to this one, he's work", the woman looks at Y/n and stutters in confusion "O-oh, I thought he was a nice young man..."

Dan replies bluntly "I am", Y/n asks in a venomous tone while grabbing his collar "If that's so why did you wrap me into a hotel room and leave me for dead when you said you would call me again".

The two hold eye contact for a long time, both clearly unhappy.

The woman excuses herself from feeling awkward and dashes off.

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《Y/n's POV》
Dan smirks and says "You're doing well it seems, it's almost as if me leaving you has given you some clarity".

I let him go and say "It has, it took me to see you as a heartless jerk to make me think about some things".

Dan asks suspiciously while leaning towards me "Did you miss me? That hate in your eyes tells me you've wanted to see me dead for months".

I cross my arms and take a step back to return to my personal space, I say "You need to get your shit together, acting like that will only attract hoes".

Dan taking an interest says "The ones that are loose are the ones that are more fun".

I walk away and say with a wave of my hand "Have fun getting STD's then".

The black haired male is taken by suprise by the sudden action and follows me from behind.

He growls "Hey! I'm not done".

I reply "I'm done with you though, now fuck off", Dan grabs my stomach and says "I say when we drop the conversation, I'm interested in what other things you have to say".

I rip his hand away and say "You want a piece of advice? Don't decide to drag a girl on a piece of string then cut it off at a motel room you didn't even pay for".

He says with a fake smile "You seriously can't still be hung up on that".

I poke his chest and say "I only am because that is the lowest behavior someone could ever have".

I shove his chest and say "Maybe it was my fault for not being able to see then because you are good at manipulating, but that doesn't excuse you for using me".

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Days pass since my outburst, I knew I was in the right, at least I thought so.

I stir the spoon in my warm drink and take a sip, sitting in my home comfortable.

Someone rings the doorbell disturbing my peace.

I take another quick sip of my drink and go to the door.

Opening the wood I suddenly try and close it, Dan shoves his shoe in the door and let's himself in.

He shoves a bouquet of roses in my face and says "Here you are, girls like roses right".

I cough after inhailing the pollen on accident and say "What the fuck are you doing here-".

I put the roses down demanding an explanation, Dan leans against the doorframe and says "I was thinking about what you said, you're right, that was unfair of me to ditch you so soon".

I reply sarcastically "Wow thanks..."

Dan tries to persuade me by saying "I can still be the guy you were attracted to, come on".

I fire back with "Dan, when I say I want a healthy relationship I mean someone who doesn't fake who they are!"

He asks "What does it take to make you say yes to a date? I brought you flowers."

I pick up the bouquet and hand them to him, I say "Yes there are sweet but save it for a slut you said would be more fun".

I shove him out and say "Now please go, I don't want to see you for a while".

He growls "You can't be serious! You use to do what I wanted! Now you're so boring".

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Every day at my doorstep he would leave gifts, whenever he didn't have the money he would rip out the flowers in my garden and leave them there instead.

It was kinda rude and the only way I knew was because of two reasons, the massive holes in my garden and the trail of soil with him holding it in his hand.

I decide to go out and I make it through my gate before Dan spots me and shouts from afar "Where are you going babe?"

I continue to walk off hoping I'm not late for my date, unlike the guy behind me, I've been trying to move on.

Dan paces himself beside me and says "I was going to bring you daisies", I say "Look, I'm trying to move on, you used me and told me you were done".

Dan's smile fades, he asks "With another guy? Someone who isn't me?"

I nod, he takes my arm and forces me to a stop, he says "You can't do that".

I realize what is happening, I say suprised "Oooh, I didn't realize. Look at you, you're so horrified, I guess you know what I kinda felt now, how is it?"

I smirk and tease, Dan asks angrily "Who is the guy?"

I say while trying to agitate him, "Oh you know, someone handsome, got a brain, has common sense, nothing like the waste you are".

He slams his lips onto mine and forces me into a hard position to escape from, his arm around my back while the other is gripping the back of my head.

When he has had his fun he let's go and says "There, now you will on a date with me... Please".

I wipe my lips of his kiss and say "One date, only because you used your manners for the first time."

He breaks into a smile like a little kid getting what he so desired.

I say "However, if you make one wrong move as to set me off I never want to see your face again".

Dan wraps his arm around my shoulder and says "Yeah whatever, let's go babe".