I went up the big black hill, just to realize that this was Kim K's butt. I was so happy, that i jumped soooo high, then appeared an unicorn! Oh my gash and a rainb-
"WAKE UP Y/N! GOD YOU'RE SO LAZY. DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE!!!!!"
Seems familiar? It's the circle of life. Get used to it. Mother of God.
But srsly, these moments in our lives are just SO SHUCKING IRRITATING. WHY WOULD THEY NOT LET US OVER SLEEP FOR ONCE?!
I mean, c'mon, i know that's not healthy if we do it every time. BUT JUST FOR ONE DAY? COME. ON.
UNDERSTAND US SLEEPY PEOPLE FOR ONCE.
JDXXJJJAHAJAHSJAHWVKJJ.
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YOU ARE READING
Shut up Lizzie
Randomhope you enjoy my book, BLAH BLAH BLAH. ALL CLICHE. just shucking understand me with what i'm saying. okay? mkay. edit: i also keep this up bc one, old times sake and two, highest reads duh
