okay, so i have this chronic disease where i can finish almost 4 tissue rolls and almost fill 2 big plastic bags full of tissue crap bc of my goddamn cold.
I DUNNO IF IM EVEN NORMAL.
well actually, i dont even know if im even alive or if we're the actual aliens here.
OH SHIT OFF TOPIC AGAIN. SOZ.
HOW CAN A 12 YEAR OLD FINISH ALMOST 4 TISSUE ROLLS AND USE 2 WHOLE PLASTIC BAGS IN ONE DAY.
i dunno me?
I THINK ITS JUST ME.
commercial break:
If you want to help this fellow citizen, you can:
SEND HELP BY CALLING 911
or
PUSH THE CITIZEN OFF A CLIFF
or maybe even,
SEND A SELFIE WITH A CAPTION, "sending help for this poor fellow with a selfie. plz helyp herr. #selfieforacause"
YOU ARE READING
Shut up Lizzie
Randomhope you enjoy my book, BLAH BLAH BLAH. ALL CLICHE. just shucking understand me with what i'm saying. okay? mkay. edit: i also keep this up bc one, old times sake and two, highest reads duh
