Tall Dark and Handsome Meets Peaches and Cream

The Day From Hell/Ariel's A Werewolf?

"It really couldn't have been as bad as you're making this out to be."

Ariel said while taking a bite of the New York style cheesecake we were sharing later that night after I told her all the gory details of the blind date from hell.

"Oh but it was, and Kim, damn she was so infuriating and when she got up I saw everything and I mean everything lets just say little miss short skirt is due for a wax."

Ariel started choking mid swallow and started wiping tears from her eyes, I quickly got up and offered her a glass of water and she took it.

"Can we please refrain from talking about that kind of stuff while I'm eating?" She said glaring directly at me.

I nodded my head and then shrugged "Well it's true I mean you would think Mr. Billionaire's girls would be a little more coiffed." I replied with an eye roll.

Ariel gave me a pointed look. "You sound like a jealous girlfriend. So what if he likes his girls not completely bare down there maybe he considers it a walk on the wild side?"

I rolled my eyes and took a bite of cheesecake ignoring her.

"Unless...." She said with a wicked grin.

"Unless what?" I replied.

"You like him and want to be his wild woman."

She retorted after giving me the once over. She said it so nonchalantly as if we weren't discussing the end of the world. Well, my world at least.

This time I started choking and she gave me her glass of water. I downed it letting the cool refreshing water ease the burning sensation.

"Are you trying to kill me you can't just make comments like that when someone is eating?!" I screamed at her after taking a long deep breath.

In and out, just breathe, think of all the yoga classes Ariel dragged you to. Find your inner aura or zen or whatever you're supposed to find.

"Why not? You've been making comments like that all night?" She replied with a smug smile.

"Well that's different." I retorted with the same smug smile on my face.

"Okay how are making comments about your lovers girlfriends ladies parts better than me making a small observation about your crush?"

"It just is and he is not my crush or lover or whatever your twisted little brain comes up with next."

"Okay fine he may not be your lover YET but that doesn't mean he won't be. I can sense the sexual tension from a mile away something's going to happen and I'll be here waiting with a smile and an I told you so when it does." She replied with a smug look leaving the room.

"Haha Ariel looks like you forgot something." I thought with an evil laugh digging into the cheesecake she stupidly left behind.

"HEY!" I cried when I felt a pair of hands snatching the plate and my fork away.

"I thought you were a model shouldn't models hate carbs?!" I called chasing her into her room.

But, before I could catch her I heard a door slam and an evil laugh. "Damn it Ariel I hope it goes to your thighs!" I screamed walking away seething.

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I decided to give the cheesecake stealer the silent treatment at breakfast the next morning.

It was kind of hilarious seeing what lengths Ariel would go to.

"Kam I'm pregnant." Nope not falling for that one. We shared a bottle of wine last night.