Tall Dark and Handsome Meets Peaches and Cream

Relax Queen Reece Pink's Definitely Your Color(Part 3/Last Part)

After his name was called Reece was led (well more like dragged against his will) on stage by two of my actor friends followed by me with my phone recording everything. There was no way in hell I was missing a second of this.

"Our future children will loove this." I blurt out. Wait did I just say our? And children? I meant his cause that was just so not happening...Right? It was becoming harder  and harder to convince myself of this.

So what if maybe I like the jerk a little? Just a little. Its just lust though. It's not like he doesn't know he's hot. It's gotta be all this wedding shit. It's making me crazy.

Reece stood there smirking at me letting me know he heard every word and even though he was the one wearing the hilarious get up I felt like the clown. So I did what any other sane person in my situation would do. I slapped his ass for luck and ran as fast I could.

I returned to my seat completely out of breath and downed Ariel's entire glass of water. Ignoring her what the hell look I took my seat and sat down.

It was show time. Thinking of the lyrics he was about to sing brought complete and utter joy into my life and I can die happy now cause I've seen all the greatest wonders of the world. But I wouldn't mind seeing what's underneath...seriously what is wrong with me?

The song started playing and Reece looked like a deer caught in the headlights. The cat calls made my night for sure and it's all on video. Oh thank you universe.

"See Ariel your underwear sacrifice wasn't for nothing." I say while nudging her. She grumbles something about needing a new best friend under her breath while I ignore her. So dramatic. I give an eye roll and turn to the front of the room.

"Hey twinkle toes how much?!" I shout loud enough so Reece can hear me over everyone else. This is why I'm glad I told Ariel to get us seats in the front.

Reece flies me the bird and the song begins. This is about to get good.

"Oh oh
Wee-ell-now!"
Reece starts to sing while glaring at me. Lighten up Reece.

"Relax don't do it
When you want to go to it
Relax don't do it
When you want to come
When you want to come." With a smirk Reece throws the feather boa at me and I catch it while watching him do the worst moonwalk I have ever seen in my life. Ariel and I are laughing so hard we can't breathe. He's gonna kill me when he sees the video later. So worth it.

"Relax don't do it
When you want to go to it
Relax don't do it
When you want to come
Relax don't do it
When you want to suck to it."

When Reece sings the word suck he grabs his crotch in the most hilarious way possible and it takes all of my willpower to keep the camera steady because of how hard I am laughing. Reece would make a terrible stripper and I'm surprisingly okay with that. The thought of him giving lap dances to girls makes my blood boil. I ignore that thought and turn back to the front of the room.

"Relax don't do it
When you want to come
Come-oh oh oh."
Reece locks eyes with me and starts walking towards me while I avoid eye contact. Why did I pick this song again?

"But shoot it in the right direction
Make making it your intention-ooh yeah
Live those dreams
Scheme those schemes
Got to hit me
Hit me
Hit me with those laser beams."
Reece is in front of me and it's taking all my willpower not to look at him. He grabs my face so we make eye contact while he puts the crown he's wearing on my head playing with the feather boa on my shoulders grazing my breasts. I reach out to touch his face but he takes a step back.

"I'm coming
I'm coming-yeah."
As he sings he starts straddling me and the second he starts grinding on me I am a complete goner. Who knew Reece could dance like that? I take back my comment about him being a horrible stripper. The booty shorts make it hard to take him seriously though.