Tall Dark and Handsome Meets Peaches and Cream

So I'm MARRIED AND PREGNANT?!

"Kiss kiss kiss!" The wedding party chants over and over again.

"Well Mrs. Warner better give them what they ask for." Reece turns to me with a smirk.

"If I barf blame it on my pregnancy I guess we might as well..." I didn't get to finish my sentence cause in that instant his lips were on mine and I didn't hate it.

Oh god maybe Mason's right, I am high.

How did I end up in the arms of the man I hate? Well it all started when...

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"What are you, nine? Quit poking me!" I yell in Reece's face guarding my sides from his probing fingers.

Damn he makes me lose my cool and I don't even have much to begin with.

I am strawberry blonde after all so there's a redhead inside of me aching to break free.

"Why? Do you like younger men princess?" And then he had the audacity to wink at me.

Not even cake is worth this, besides I need to watch my weight anyways I do have to fit in with her model friends in the wedding party and their legs start where my head ends.

Damn we're meeting them at the cake shop as if this day couldn't get any worse.

"Ariel if I shove a piece of cake up Tiffany's new perfect little nose what will you do?"

"Look the other way when she shoves it up your ass."

"That's what she said." Reece utters under his breath.

"Okay one, that didn't make any sense two, you're annoying and three, how do you stand him Mason? I mean I knew there was something not right with your head cause you're marrying Ariel but come on man."

"Mason?" Ariel says sweetly. Oh god I'm in trouble.

"Yes darling?" Mason replies back in the same sweet tone. Pssh bad ass my ass.

"I know I'm not supposed to use violence to solve my problems but just this once?" Okay what?

"Yes my love just this once." Mason replies looking back at me, I'm so in for it.

"Ouch!" I feel a sharp pinch on my thigh and then look up and the pinching sensation is gone.

"Really Ariel why can't you use words like a normal person?" She always uses pain to get her point across, something we have in common but I refuse to admit it.

"Do words cause you to have that look on your face and make that sound you just did?" She asks, turning to face me and see my reaction.

"No." I reply, crossing my arms already knowing her answer.

"Then I'll stick to my way." Ariel replies smugly turning her body to face forward. Shocker.

"Hey Mason if Ariel and Kamryn
had sex who do you think would be on top?" Reece asks putting his arm around me while I shrug it off.

"Me obviously." Ariel and I reply at the same time. The ball is in your court Mason.

"My lady would be on top I see how in charge she is when she's at work it's very sexy kitten." Reece answers before Mason has a chance.

Did he just call me an animal I hate? Yes, yes he did. And his lady? Oh hell no.

"Mason think very carefully before you answer this question." Ariel practically growls at him.

"Now now no threatening him Ariel we both know what his answer is going to be." I reply smugly while glaring holes into the back of his head.

"Oh look we're here!" Mason exclaims getting out of the car and running towards the shop faster than humanly possible, leaving us all behind.