Tall Dark and Handsome Meets Peaches and Cream

My Gay Boyfriend

We pull apart and all I can think is wow. No other thoughts just wow. Then I remember how many other girls he's kissed and that's putting it mildly and the magic of the moment is gone.

"What the hell do you think you're doing Warner?" I whisper

"Kissing my wife I believe." The egotistical bastard fires back.

"Hey guys I hate to break this up but aren't we here to taste cakes for my wedding?" Ariel cuts in. She couldn't have done this I don't know 20 seconds ago?

"Just like you Kammie always thinking of yourself tsk tsk tsk." Bitcherella says to me. Oops I mean Tiff.

"Give me at least one good reason why I shouldn't go over there and rip her cheap extensions right out of her bobble blonde head?"

"She could sue you for all your worth and that's before her daddy gets to you for touching his precious angel." Oh right not only is she rich her daddy the hot shot lawyer could skin my ass alive. That's why Ariel puts up with her, well that and I'm sure she gives good gifts.

Scott and Meredith Blake have never said no to their precious little Tiffany since the day she was born. Does that give her the right to treat us like we're all her little slaves?

No but I'm doing this for Ariel, maybe I can shove a piece of cake down the slut's dress when no one is looking.

"Fine but can I at least trip her?" I grumble out.

"No, you promised to be good. Now if you want to make me happy go sit down and play nice with Reece." Ariel says pointing to the empty seat between him and Mason. I must have been a real bitch in my past life.

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"KAMRYN!" I hear my name being called from another table. Wait is that..?

"Tyler when did you get here?!" My mood lifts immediately and I begin to grin.

"About 5 minutes ago but you seemed a little preoccupied with your...hmm what did he call himself? Oh yeah your husband which is funny cause when I saw you exactly 3 days ago you weren't married and since you've been with him 2 years well let's just say you my dear have some explaining to do and pregnant? You were wasted and single 3 days ago?!" Tyler whisper yells at me.

"Shhh I'll explain later but all I can say now is it's all fake and I didn't plan this it was my lovely husbands doing." We both look over to see Reece headed in our direction. Hmm this could be fun.

"Kammie kisses why are you not sitting? All this standing isn't good for OUR baby." Reece says placing his hand on my flat stomach and stroking it.

I internally roll my eyes. Couldn't he see the way Ty was eyeing him? Kammie kisses? Does he have an app that gives him horrible pet names or does he think this crap up by himself?

"But cuddly bunny I was just saying hi to Tyler here." I say batting my eyelashes at Ty hoping he'll get my signal.

"Oh yeah Kammie Kisses and I have lots of history. I don't know if she's told you this but we used to date." Ty says wrapping an arm around my shoulder.

"Sorry she must not have mentioned it cause when my sweetheart and I are alone there's not a lot of talking going on. Now come on baby I have a seat saved for you." Reece says pushing Ty's arm off my shoulder and leading me to the table.

"Bye bye Ty." I playfully blow a kiss in Tyler's direction which he pretends to catch and holds to his heart. I look to my left and see Reece's jaw tighten.

I can't believe he thinks this is real I must be a better actress than I thought. Maybe it's Tyler, I turn around and see him hungrily eyeing Reece's ass. Nope, it's definitely me.

We get to our table and Reece pulls out my chair for me and gently places me in it before pushing it in and taking a seat himself. Who knew he actually possessed manners?

The first cake we tasted was the carrot cake and it wasn't bad except I only got a bite before Reece ate the rest of mine. He kept doing this with every piece of cake except the lemon which was cause he knew I didn't like it.

"So Kam what's your fave?" Ariel asks me.

"I'm going to go with the German Chocolate or maybe the Red Velvet. Maybe you should ask Reece since he ate all mine." I say turning towards Reece who gives me a puppy dog pout.

I feel a sharp pain in my heart because he looks so sad and I just want to make him happy again. But even with a puppy dog face Reece Warner still looks sexy.

"Alright Reece what's your favorite?

"I agree with my wife German Chocolate has my heart just like she does." Reece says planting a chocolatey kiss on my cheek and then licking it off.

"Aww you're so full of shit. But wait darling you haven't tried the lemon." I say smashing it on his face. If only I could do that to Tiff accidentally on purpose.

"That was for ruining my shirt." I whisper.

He gives me a look of disbelief and then grabs someone's chocolate cake and smashes it into my hair. Oh it's on.

"That was for making me look like an ass in front of your little boyfriend." He whispers back. Haha my gay boyfriend who's actually into you.

I grab someone's tiramisu and just before I can push it up his nose Ariel steps in. Damn her she has the worst timing.

"Children that is enough do you want me to put you in time out?" She mock scolds us.

"No Ariel I can behave unlike some people." I retort.

"She started it." Reece whines like the kid he is.

"Yes and now I'm ending it. What was your favorite Mason? Tell me quick so we can get out of here before we're thrown out thanks to these numb skulls."

"I'm with the numb skulls German chocolate was good. Not good enough to wear but good enough for our wedding cake." Mason says laughing but playing it off as a cough after he sees my glare.

"I agree. Now that that's taken care of we can leave." Reece and I get up to leave but stop when we see Mason standing in front of us.

"Where do you think you're going?" Mason asks still not moving from his spot.

"Home I hope, you said we were leaving." Mason come on I had to put up with Reece can't you give me a break?

"You're not getting in my car covered in that shit." We really need to work on your telepathic skills Mace.

"So then how are we getting home?!" Reece yells. Damn he has no chill.

"Figure it out." Ariel says grabbing Masons hand and walking out the door and into the car.

We follow them out and try to get into the car but the doors are all locked. This isn't funny anymore. As I start to open my mouth and tell Ariel the jokes over I see Mason pull out of the parking space and speed away.

Trapped with him again? Yeah I was definitely a murderer in a past life.

A/N: look at that another chapter for people to enjoy<3 this song has probably nothing to do with the chapter but whatever I love it and love Fleur from X factor UK I just finished watching that season cause since I'm in America I can't watch it live. Does anyone think it would be fun if when I finish the book I add a bonus chapter about when Kam and Reece met in Mexico? What should their couple name be?
-K