Question 1; Louis: How does it feel to lie to yourself into believing your not 5,3 every day?
Louis: Oi excuse me! I'm 5 fucking 9 you bitch. Fook you- FOOK YOU-
Harry: calm down, dear.
Louis: shut up, tall asshole.
Harry: you are not helping your case at all.
Rocky: ha! Short twink.
Louis: speak for yourself, Mr. Barely hitting 5'5
Rocky: Feck. Oi- humans that for some reason know what's going on-
Bexx: It's called 'fanficition'. Author you is all 'what fourth wall?'
Rocky: as I was saying... Tell us how tall you are!
Louis: it's my question! The book is in my POV!
Harry: aww Lou
Rocky: sap.
Louis: let's have the next question... Fook it's not for me! Rude.
Question 2; Niall: Are you ever going to publish the Larry sextape?
Niall: I mean... Will you pay?
Louis: You have a SEXTAPE?
Harry: he showed me.
Louis: during or after we were handcuffed?
Harry: both.
Rocky: hey no fair! Share, Niall! The Irish help each other out...
Niall: history disagrees with you
Rocky: shut your face
Bexx: share with me?
Leeroy: why would you want it... Actually- Share with me and Marcy too.
Rocky: damn ok.
Question 3; Larry the Cat: Fish or Chicken?
Louis: why is he an option? He's a cat!
Larry the Cat: *offended meow*
Harry: leave him be.
Louis: he can't speak!
Larry the cat: yes I fucking can, you twink.
Louis: wot the-
Niall: did he just get insulted by a cat?
Bexx: yes he did.
Niall: why?
Bexx: ask Author Rocky.
Author Rocky : I honestly don't fuckin know- it's funny? Also I gave up on the motherfucking bold. Cry about it.
Rocky: how old is Author Rocky?
Author Rocky: 15, and I've never had a drop of alcohol.
Rocky: Author Rocky's boring.
Author Rocky: I'm the reason you exist- bitch.
Larry the Cat: will you idiots let me speak?
Bexx: yea.
Larry the Cat: Chicken.
Rocky: inspired.
Harry: don't be rude to my cat!
Rocky: OW HE SCRATCHED ME!
Louis: Larry?
Rocky: no, Harry. Of course it was Larry you idiot!
Larry the Cat: *cat smirks*
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Author Rocky: let's take a slight break... Any questions any of you would like to ask the readers?
Liam: me! Can you give me, Harry, Zayn and everyone else some questions? That means more content for you...
Zayn: We'd appreciate it.
Harry: we would.
Author Rocky: alright... Anyone else?
Louis: Harry.
Harry: you ask it!
Louis: ...no.
Harry: please, daddy?
Liam: that- was not necessary.
Louis: ugh fine. Who's hotter- me or Harry. Hint; it's me.
Harry: Lou!
Louis: oops.
Harry: hi.
Author Rocky: anybody else...?
Rocky: me... Who's your favourite sub-character??
Author Rocky: on with the questions! I was never here...
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Question 4; Larry the Cat: How emotionally scarred are you?
Larry the Cat: very. Harry's a kinky bitch.
Louis: says the one who impregnated a Street cat.
Larry the Cat: that wasn't me...
Harry: don't bully the cat.
Louis: you stick up for him and not me? Fook it- I'm becoming a cat.
Niall: this'll be good.
Louis: well well well
James Corden: the cat doesn't talk Louis!
Louis: THE CAT LITERALLY TALKS.
Larry the Cat: meow.
Harry: what are you on about? He doesn't talk...
Larry the Cat: meow.
Louis: I swear to god-
Harry: end of the questions? Me and Louis have... Homework...
Niall: You mean you want to fuck...?
Harry: no...
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Our Hands are Tied
Fiksi Penggemar{completed} Read the prologue- Not technically my original idea *read the prologue to understand* Louis is loud and unpredictable, Harry is nerdy and like an open book- they hate each other. When the two are handcuffed- the expectation is alot more...
