Part 12 - Elli + alcohol + Y/N + Jschlatt = the advents of this part

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You are at work, it has been a boring uneventful day. You have just been taking orders and serving people. Elliott was not in today so you had to do twice as much work - which was annoying but he probably had a good reason for not being in so you didn't complain too much - even if you wanted to.

You had just finished work and decided to look at your notifications as you were walking home. You saw that Jschlatt had posted a video on YouTube, it was called Schlatt's Chips Tier List. You decided to watch it on your way home. You both haven't spoken in around 3 days so it was safe to say you missed him. You put your headphones in and started the video - even though you knew this would eat up your data. 

J- "Todays the day I am going to rate every chip know to man, and I can guaranty I am going to offend some people." 

You find yourself laughing at the fact he probably will, some people who watch is content get upset over random stuff. 

J- he brings in a big ass box full of chips and puts them on the floor.
(PS IM FROM BRITAN AND WRITING CHIP INSTEAD OF CRISP IS LIKE REALLY HURTING MY BRAIN RN)
"This is every chip that I know of."

"okay lets get started...

tostitos scoops. - c tier.
lays -D tier
sour cream - E tier
salt and vinegar -F tier
barbecue - C tire
cheddar and sour cream - D tier
baked - S tier
ruffles - B tier
cheddar and sour cream - A tier
pringles -B tier
cheddar and sour cream - E tier
sour cream and onion - E tier
salt and vinegar -F tier
cheddar cheese - D tier
ranch - D tier
dill pickle - F tier
scorching - C tier
Takis - B tier
Turbos - D tier
blue heat -F tier
smart food white cheddar - A tier
veggie straws - S tier
Hot fries - S tier
cheetos -C tier
puffs - D tier
flaming hot - A tier
extra flaming hot - D tier
cape cod - C tier
bugles - B tier
doritos - A tier
cool ranch - S tier
spicy sweet chilly - D tier
spicy nacho - B tier
3D- F tier
fritos - B tier
funyuns - C tier
shapes - ...
popcorners - C tier
white cheddar - ...
stacys - S tier
sun chips - A tier
french onion - B tier
garden salsa - B tier
harvest cheddar - S tier
last chip - some random shit happened."

You watch as he finishes his video and walks out of frame. You somewhat agreed to some of his choices, but you also like to mess with him. So you decided to go on twitter and tweet something at him about the video you just watched. Clicking on the twitter app you being to composes this tweet.

@Jschlatt 
Just watched your chip video, and I have to say that I would put 3D Doritos and salt and vinegar lays as an S tier - like they are just so amazing and I love them dearly. I have only just realised that Jschlatt has a love for ruffles - but can we come to the conclusion it is slightly an interment love?

You read over the tweet and post it.

***

You enter the door of your house, Elli is there and she is cooking dinner. Honestly, Elli isn't very good at cooking - you wouldn't tell her this because you like the fact she put effort into making you food. So instead you go into the kitchen and help her make dinner. 

Y/N- "Hey Elli, are you making dinner?" (You ask even though you know the answer to the question.)
Elli- "Yeah! I am making pasta."

You walk through the kitchen door and see that she is making it from scratch. This is surprising as she isn't very good at cooking - never mind making it all from scratch. 

Y/N- "Do you need any help making it?"
Elli- "Yeah you can help if you want."
Y/N- "Cool, what do you want me to do?"
Elli- "You can make the sauce and I will make the pasta, I have nearly finished the pasta so it shouldn't take that long."
Y/N- "Okay I will copy this recipe, we should put some music on."
Elli-"Yes let's put on this playlist." (She then begins to laugh as she is starting the playlist.)
Y/N- "(You are confused at why she is laughing so you go over and look at her phone) are you actually playing a Dream playlist, wait it doesn't even have any of his songs in it? 
Elli- "If you know you know.
Y/N-"What?"
Elli- "Just make your sauce man."
Y/N- "Sure whatever you say."

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