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Part 11 - group chat.

HEY HOEP YOU ENJOY THIS PART, LOVE YOU ALL... <3

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CHUCKLE SANDWICH- and the imposter.

ted- I hear some guy who says, "Hey are you- are you- are you alright?... Are you doing alright?"

Charlie- AND...

ted- It's one of those guys that pushes the wheelchairs for the airport,

Jschlatt- okay why are you telling us this?

y/n- please say you didn't!!

ted-um for people- for disabled people. and he says to me, uh, "You want to get to the front of the security line?"

ted- I'm, like...yes... um, how would you, perhaps, achieve that?

Charlie- what did he say?

ted- he said to me, "if you give me a good tip, i'll get you to the front of the security line. "this guy works at the airport he has a badge and everything.

Jschlatt- ted, did you sit- did you...

y/n- did you pretend to be a disabled person?

ted- no-no-no-no...

Charlie- i totally though he was gonna say fucking sit- strap in baby!

ted- i did not, i did not. dont worry, i did not sit in the wheelchair as he wheeled me to the front.

Charlie- fuck!

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y/n- so what's all yours internet personas... 

Charlie- uhh i eat vegetables un ironically...

Ted- i say audio listeners love you to death, but...

y/n- i dont know what mine should be, any ideas?

ted- idk just go with it...

y/n- my chat seems to think it's important to have...

Jschlatt- so i don't make my whole internet persona about jerking off to gay porn, but i mean...

ted- oh so were lying today?

jschlatt- what😂i meant it's not important i dont have one so nor do you.

Ted- dude, i dont know how to tell you this but...

y/n- that is your internet persona.

jschlatt- i- what?  

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Charlie- i got a guinea pig!

Jschlatt- fucking hate guinea pigs, what rats

ted- the only real advantage to having a guinea pig is if you can teach it to kill...

y/n- thats really applicable to any pet...

ted- can you really teach a guinea pig to kill? i mean?

charlie- you here that mochi? ther's a bunch of mother fuckers in the chat.

jschlatt- ted doesn't have a pet because he is lonely.

charlie- and lame.

y/n- yeah we have cool pets which we can teach to kill if desired.

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Ted- hey i got a new alarm clock!

y/n- did your brain get use to the last one.

ted-yeah.

charlie- whats the new one?

ted- currently what i have is the t-rexs from drastic park.

y/n- of course you have that.

charlie- your going to have nightmares. 

y/n- all your dreams are going to end with you dying from a t-rex.

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ted- dose the pope speak directly to Jesus?

jschlatt- no the pope speaks Italian.

ted- oh

charlie- which is a little higher.

y/n- what the fuck?

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jschlatt- would you rather have unlimited bacon but no games, or games, unlimited games, but no games?

charlie- thats so nothing.

ted- what does that mean?

jschlatt- would you rather have unlimited bacon but no games, or games, unlimited games, but no games?

y/n- you dont know what your talking about right now do you?

ted- you are off the raills.

y/n- so off like compleatly.

ted- are you reading off of something, where id this coming from?

jschlatt- would you rather have unlimited bacon but no games, or games, unlimited games, but no games?

ted- what?

y/n- why, what, im confused?

jschlatt- would you rather have unlimited bacon but no games, or games, unlimited games, but no games?

y/n- unlimited bacon and no games, bacon is s level...

ted- but no games.

charlie- im lost, how much bacon dose it take to have no games.

y/n- unlimited bacon...

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HEY GUYS SO THIS IS LIKE OVER 2 WEEKS IN THE STORY LIE JUST TO CLEAR THAT UP.

HOPE YOU LIKED THIS PART PLEASE EAT AND DRINK SOMETHING AND REMEMBER THAT YOU MATTER, LOVE YOU GUYS.

Renotco signing off :)

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