Marvel Oneshots

Spoiler war ~Avengers

this is based off a meme ^^ im not in the happiest mood rn so sorry if this is shit. spoilers alert!!!! spoilers for both harry potter and lord of the rings movies and books!!!! you have been warned

3rd person POV (i think)
"Hey y/n have you finished reading the Harry Potter series yet?" Tony asked me as he walked into the room, "no Im up to the second one."
"Snape kills Dumbledore." He said with a smug smirk then walked away. "Oh it's on now Stark" y/n said to herself then went to plot her revenge.

1hour later

"Hey Pepper has Tony been watching or reading anything for the first time lately?" Y/n questioned walking up to Pepper Potts Tony Starks Girlfriend.
"Yeah he's watching the Lord of the rings."
"Which one is he up to?"

Time skip to dinner (sorry for all the time skips)

"Hey Tony?"
"Yes y/n." Tony replied
"Gandalf dies." Y/n said with a smirk.
"Harry and Ginny fall in love in the end!"
"Aragorn awakens a ghost army!"
"Snap was in love with Harry's mum!"
"Boromir Dies!"
Bucky had just finished reading the second Harry Potter book, he decided to go and eat dinner.
"HARRY POTTER IS A HORCRUX!" Tony screamed at y/n just as Bucky walked through the door into the kitchen.
"WHAT?!?!?" Bucky screamed at Tony. Tony's eyes widened at the sight of Bucky his eyes had gone from wide to dark and murderous. "B...bucky...Bucky i-" Tony was cut off by Bucky running at him, Tony looked to y/n for any sign of sympathy. Y/n shook her head and Tony bolted out of the room Bucky ran after him not stopping. "Civil war, the war of spoilers."

1 week later

Bucky and y/n sat on one side of the table glaring at Tony who sat on the other. "Thats it!" Nat yelled walking in the room the rest of the team following close behind. "What happened why do you three hate each other and why did Bucky nearly break Starks arm?"
"He spoiled harry potter." Bucky said not taking his eyes off of Tony. "I said I was sorry!" Tony tried to defend. Pepper walked to the front of the room. "Thats it we hear both sides and form two teams two people one from each team will spar at a time the team with the last person standing wins."
Everyone agreed with Pepper. Bucky and y/n were now off to find their team. Each side said thier side of the story, and the each member of the team picked a side. Team Bucky and y/n had Steve, Clint, Wanda, Pietro, Sam and Nat. Team Tony had Pepper, Peter, Rodney, Vision, Thor, Bruce, Doctor Strange. The matchings Bucky and Tony, Y/n and Vision, Pietro and Peter, Wanda and Doctor Strange, Thor and Steve, Clint and Rodney, Nat and Bruce, Sam and Pepper. "Our first pairing we have is Black widow and Hulk!" Jarvis said.
"Wait the hulk? No no nope!" Bruce said getting out of the ring. "Are you forfeiting?" Jarvis asked
"Yep!"
"One point to Bucky and y/n!"
Tony groaned and Nat looked at Bruce sympatheticlly.
"The next paring is Thor and Captain America." The pair fought for a while before Thor hit Steve's shield knocking Steve back. "One all!" Jarvis said then he introduced the next pairing. "Quicksilver and Spiderman." Peter tried to use his webs to trap Pietro but Pietro was faster (lol duh) and ran circles around Peter making him dizzy and causing him to fall over. "Two Bucky and y/n one Mr Stark!" The rest of the pairing went untill it got to the last one, " So we have 4 Bucky and y/n and 3 Mr Stark. Our last matching is Ironman and Winter Soldier!" Jarvis yells as Bucky and Tony get ready to fight. As the fight finished Bucky had Tony on the ground suit off in a head lock. "Bucky and y/n's team win!!!!" There were cheers from one side of the room and grumbles and groans from the other.