Lucifer x Reader (Hazbin Hotel)

Chapter 9

I am currently waiting for someone I'm meeting up with, so I decided to get started on those updates I promised.
I'm probably gonna regret writing it now instead of later, but who cares.
Enjoy the bullshit I decided to spew out of my brainpan my fellow assholes❤

Second POV.
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It had been a couple of hours since you had left the hotel with Angel by your side, you hood and mask up.

Angel had thankfully picked something that covered up your scales and helped filter through the corrupt air of hell.
The little voices, that still remained in your head, gave the possibility that he spied on you, or perhaps was better at noticing how you were obviously uncomfortable with showing off your scales and breathing the air.

Did he see you too?

No, he wouldn't be hanging out with you if that were the case. He would be avoiding you, and when he couldnt then he would have been glancing at you and squirming around if not frozen and staring.
Or would he? No, he definitely would... Right?

Your indecisive thoughts gained all of your attention, and a short time later, Angel had to grab you by the shoulders and shake you to get you back to the real world. Which was hell.

This was totally the real world and not some xreader on wattpad.
Totally.
...
Why are you looking at me like that?-

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"Hey, Hey! Hell to (Y/N)! Get out-a dream land and come back to guns an' drugs an' murder land!"

Silence from the snake demon.

"DAMN IT (Y/N) STOP DAYDREAMING ABOUT THE APPLE PIMP FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!"

This caught their attention.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN?"

The spider let go of the short with a frustrated sigh.

"Oh now you respond."
He put his pointer and index fingers on his temples, not as upbeat as he was a second ago.

"...What are you, Vaggie?"

He looked at them for a second, before they both burst out in giggles and snickers.

"Good one- I was actin' a bit like that cranky bitch wasnt I?"
"For a minute there, yeah- yeah you were."

He then looked at you with a semi serious look on his face.
"Seriously tho', you simp for him so much that I wouldnt be surprised if you have a secret folder on your phone with pics of 'im."

"..."
"OH SHIT DO YOU?"

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More time passed. They were never going to actually kill some other demons were they?
What about the genocide that was promised to the readers?
No.
What do you mean no?!
I mean no, I'm tired and I broke down in the locker room and cried twice already. They're only getting a short update.
But-
No.
I'll stop complaining for a whole day.
...two and you got a deal.
Ok, fine. Two days of no complaints from me.
Deal.

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They eventually got to the field where battle was common. People were still fighting over this spot, it was yet to be claimed.

That wouldnt last for long, however.

(Y/N) had convinced Angel to come to the side with them and double check their inventory. All the two needed was a missing bomb to be their undoing in a sticky situation.

"Ok, so we have a few extra bombs, about 10 extra magazines, and some spare cherry bombs for Cherry if she decides to pop up. That good enough of an inventory check for ya toots?"
"...Where are the spare rations?"
"FOR FUCKS SAKE-"
"WE ARE LITERALLY HEADING INTO A TURF WAR ANGEL!"
"WE DONT NEED NO RATIONS FOR A FEW HOURS, ESPECIALLY NOT YOU, YA DAMN SNAKE!"
"I DONT BUT YOU DO, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!"

...

And there was much rejoicing

I know I said no complaining for 2 days but what the absolute fuck was that?

Humor.

That wasn't even slightly funny.

Maybe to you, but not to me.

Stop with the references that no one is going to get. They are not funny.

I'll write what I wanna write, prick.

Funny hearing you say that, almost like you think I'm a mirror.

That was a lame comeback.

...

The two eventually actually got onto the battle field and started basically shooting and absolutely murdering demons.
(Y/N), however, seemed to be racking up more kills than Angel.
They were also becoming more confidant...
And their eyes were glowing.

While arguing earlier, the mask had been pulled off by Angel, it was a simple mistake but it had sent them whirling down the path of forgetting that they were at risk of dying and killing others with ease.

This was quickly broadcasted on 666 news.
The channel that Lucifer was currently watching with Charlie and Vaggie.

Vaggie was raging over Angel hopping into the turfwar again, and Charlie was trying to calm her down.
Lucifer however, was more focused on the nearly completely covered up figure that seemed to be worthy of overlord status or close to overlord status. They seemed to have no problem killing left and right. With each tick on the clock another corpse that dropped to the ground.

He knew who this was, but didnt say a word. Only admired.

He may not have been able to see the scales, but he still saw the beauty the individual held.

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"Well would you look at that! A masked individual has more kills gained in 10 minutes than other demons have gotten in an hour on the field! Quite a feat!"

This was Katy Killjoy, well her voice at the very least, speaking through an old time-y radio, with a silhouette that had perked up slightly upon hearing about the mysterious individual with such a massive kill count.

"Well... This will certainly be interesting wont it?"

The male then disappeared with nothing more said, with radio static sounding in the room they were staying in.

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Yes yes I know its short. You can deal for a bit tho since I did just put up chapter 8 like, a day or two ago. It hasnt been that long.

Yeah anyways I'm stopping now since I already gave you something and I still have to feed the others.

Yeah anyways bye- seeya next time