Lucifer x Reader (Hazbin Hotel)

not an update lol

(Edit): you should probably know that I was extremely tired while writing this, so its long and all over the place. You have been warned, and I apologize to those who got to this before I added this warning.

I have a new favorite reader, I will not be naming them.
You all can try to decipher who it is on your own, plus maybe some context clues I may throw in.

Just felt that you needed to know that I am indeed picking favorites.

I would be a horrible parent, but tbh that's fine because I dont like kids anywayssss

Well, I dont like a lot if age groups but stfu

Anyway, I draw stuff
None of it is hazbin hotel/helluva boss related, but it is stuff alright and I drew it.

I shall assault you with an image now

My baby boy
He sure looks like he would belong in Looloo Land tho
But he isn't washer safe, nor does he do any of the things robofizz does, leave the poor boy alone
He is for cuddles and fluff only.
My demi/ace baby

Bask in his glory
Bask in the glory that is he
Let him into your heart
Your mind
Your skin.
Breath him
Love him
Anyway I'm gonna stop being creepy like its a cult now

I have no idea what I'm doing with this book or my life, so we're all just gonna roll with it right?

You could just leave if you ain't got the swag

I probably would have a while ago tbh-

Anyway enough of my crisis, take the blatant revealing myself to anyone I know irl(the clown man that I shall not give you the name of yet) and let me continue to try and figure out why I do the absolute bullshit that I do everyday.
Is it trauma or just me being overdramatic/overreacting?
Only my therapist seems to know at this point.
Oh yeah, hi turtleman, if you're reading this
He probably isn't, but I did tell him I have a wattpad account and stuff so maybe he did
Oh yeah, he may have seen your comments if he has been reading this

I doubt he appreciates seeing any of the shit that I or anyone else has said in his Christian household(minecraft server)

Also, I do read some comments
And by some I mean a lot
I find them funny man idk what to tell ya
I may not respond 100% of the time, wether I'm just avoiding it, dont know how to answer, or maybe actually havent read it until too late
So yeah, be aware that I'm semi aware

I may go through derealization episodes more frequently than a single person should, but I can still tell that an actual person said some shit
Lol jk there hasnt been much to bither me besides this one comment in one of my books when I stated I was uncomfy writing lemon and someone legit said "fuck you".
That's it.
They just said "fuck you"
And now a days I find that hilarious.

Lesson of the day kids, if someone tells you that they are uncomfy with something that you want, just go the fuck away instead of leaving a comment, or they might laugh at you a few years later.

I really went from starting a goodbye to starting to rant again
Its a wonder that I havent gone from breathing to suffocating randomly

I have so few brain cells that I'm genuinely starting to wonder how I havent actually forgotten to breath

Bro someone said that I should write a brainrot book, and my first reaction was "maybe I should update my 'updates' book more"
I mean, I should, but I decided to respond by saying I probably wouldnt be doing it anytime soon and blah blah blah-
You can find that response yourself if you want idc
Ok I'm gonna stop wasting your time for now and start rereading the previous chapter and figure out how I'm gonna write the next chapter
Adios pendejos? Bro Idfk its Spanish and I'm too American to even get English right gimme a break- oh wait, Americans have taken a lot if shit from people, ya know, like the native Americans.

Nevermind, fucking barbeque me on independence day or whatever, what's more white person American than that right?

Also, I should probably tell you all this now since you all seem to be struggling with pronouns(I appreciate the effort but its starting to pain me that you all are going through more effort than scrolling and reading with occasional tapping on wattpad of all things)

I prefer they/them or he/him pronouns, but I am also open to being called an it. No, its not a kink thing, I just find it funny.

Someone called me an it once(not to my face but they still did) and all I could imagine was them on the floor, sobbing, and having a crisis over me having pronouns and not identifying as what they saw me as because of some stupid body parts I could easily get rid of.

I just haven't because its a hassle and reasons and stuff ya know? Jeez-
Anyway
I'm actually going to stop wasting your time for now, farewell
Adios
And if anyone needs me, I probably won't be answering the comments/dms(or whatever they're called here idk), but you can still try if you so wish.
And back to the fresh hell of reading my own writing, here I come-