Shut Up, Magic Voice Lady! (Blue)

Shut Up, Magic Voice Lady!

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Inspired by 26 Minutes And 42 Seconds by T_5Seconds.

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watch?v=ZgPJSJAvbfo

Also: I know this isn't how Link talks. I just translated everything from "hyah"s.

Link wakes up after a long sleep.

Zelda tries to talk to him.

"I'm trying to save you, stop telling me what to do!" he yells.

Quickly followed by, "Shut up, Magic Voice Lady!"

Zelda is taken back, but is reassured by the fact that Link still remembers his duty (not really), but somehow not her name.

Zelda knows that she's Hylia, but she doesn't feel like a goddess. She can't even order around a 

117 year old amnesiac to do anything.

Link gets the Sheikah Slate. And gets out of the Shrine of Resurrection. On to Mt. Hylia.

And jumps directly down in a bokoblin camp, steals their weapons, and leaves.

A few minutes later link arrives and the temple of time and gets more weapons.

Oh, Zelda is trying her absolute best (she doesn't remember persuasion classes from a hundred years prior), but Link just doesn't stay on track.

Next thing she knows, Link is flying in the air with a (magical?) pot.

Zelda worked for years to get her magic, she doesn't think it's fair that Link can do it for fun.

Link lands at one of the shrines without dying from falling off the pot. Well, at least he got there in the end. (What is this sorcery?)

What happens next has the Calamity pausing too - he gets into the shrine from going under. Luckily for Zelda, that is possible.

Link uses the bombs an unexpected way - he bombs himself up.

For clarification, up as in the direction.

To the credit of her father, the (no longer) King of Hyrule does try and keep him on track.

It doesn't seem to work though.

Link uses energy from the bombs to fly to another shrine.

Zelda IS a researcher, but she doesn't know where to start with this.

Link enters the same way, from the bottom.

Link flies to the next shrine.

And the next shrine.

The Old Man does accomplish something.

But Link yells, "SHUP UP!" before he can finish the whole story.

Ganon snickers when he sees Link heading towards Hyrule Castle.

He pales a bit though when Link picks up a Royal Guard's Sword.

And a few other weapons. Including 3 ancient arrows.

But Ganon devises an 'evil' plan, like he always does, and sends the four blights into the castle.

But they're all dead (?) in a matter of minutes.

Ganon roars in fury to meet Link's challenge.

He roars again a few minutes later, and unleashes his full power. (Which is not very much, to be honest.)

And Zelda is saved and all is well. Except it's not very well because Link wants the Magic Voice Lady to shut up when she's talking about butterflies.

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