Lollipop: If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle your crap... have fun figuring out which one.
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Lollipop: Pros and cons of dating me.
Lollipop: Pros. You'll be the cute one.
Lollipop: Cons. Holy sugar, where do I begin-
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Lollipop: Helpful grammar tip: “farther” is for physical distance, “further” is for methaphorical distance, and “father” is for emotional distance!
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Lollipop: Get in, loser, we’re committing vehicular manslaughter!
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Generated incorrect quotes book :)
Humor(discontinued) made this book bc I'm gonna be making a bunch of these XD includes object shows and HTF and MLB >:) imgettingparanoidagainhelpme :(
