*The squad is talking about what it'd be like to open up a homemade Pokemon gym*
Cakester, joking: Clock's just sitting at the end, juggling- fushigi-ing 2 glass balls, in super tight pants, just waiting for his kid delivery once he busts his minions.
Clocc: Well they would be Pokeballs. And also it's not a kid delivery. There's no hecking guarantee that a kid that comes into the beginning of my crucible makes it to the end of it undefeated.
Clocc: In fact, I'm gonna stack this gym! With f**kin pros!
Clocc: It's- It's gonna be brutal. It's gonna be a torture gym.
Egg Queen: Well- Well what's the theme? Are you like- is it a bug theme, or like-
Clocc: YEAH, EGGY. UH- UH- UH- UH YEAH EGGY. IM GONNA OPEN UP A BUG TYPE POKEMON GYM. YOU IDIOT.
Clocc: YEAH THAT'S WHAT I WANT, BECAUSE I WANNA GIVE- I WANNA SH*T OUT BADGES FOR EVERY HAM AND EGGER THAT COMES TO MY FRONT DOOR.
Cakester: *Cracking up*
Clocc: YEAH, EGGY. 'Uhh, go Caterpie! >~>' That's me, you F**KING imbecile. 'Yeah go- uhhh- d-do your best, Kakuna!'
Clocc: WHAT ARE YOU F**KING TALKING ABOU- Yeah a ~bug type~ gym.
Egg Queen:
Cakester: Okaaay-
Egg Queen: Alright, um, I'm gonna go. I've embarrassed myself...
Cakester: Maybe fire? Fire type?
Egg Queen: Yeah fire-based? Like- have fires?
Clocc: Yeah, yeah I'll probably just- That's a good idea Cake I'll probably just do a fire type one... SO THAT ONE KID WITH ONE BLASTOISE CAN F*CK UP MY WHOLE SHOP.
Clocc: KILLED ALL OF US WITH ONE BLASTOISE, HUH? WOW. SHOOT I SHOULD'VE-
Egg Queen: Just do rock, then! Just do rock type!
Clocc, voice dripping with contempt: The same Blastoise...
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Humor(discontinued) made this book bc I'm gonna be making a bunch of these XD includes object shows and HTF and MLB >:) imgettingparanoidagainhelpme :(
