Mari: I love them both, but how do I propose to two people?
Izzy: Two different restaurants, one person at each restaurant. Twice the dessert, twice the applause.
Mari: Won’t people think it’s weird if there is a third person just sitting there, though?
Izzy: I saw someone feed their pet peacock crème brûlée from their mouth at the French place on the corner last week: I think faux third-wheeling at an engagement is the least of your worries.
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Humor(discontinued) made this book bc I'm gonna be making a bunch of these XD includes object shows and HTF and MLB >:) imgettingparanoidagainhelpme :(
