Rare photo of Jake chasing after female (1936 r. colorized)
Jake. The force made both of them blown up into the air. Their screams could be heard from the sky saying " you'll never get laiiiiiiiid". And then they fell somwhere near the forest. Cheryl, stunned started to look around herself, still not knowing what is she doing here and what in the Nea's tentacles just happened. Suprisingly the burrow was still standing where it was before, and she've noticed Jake nearby.
Jake's asian powers made by meee N stands for Nstupid
(What Dwight and David saw before the disaster.)
Jake fell on his knees from exhaustion, breathing heavily. The woman ran up to him immediately, kneeling beside him, she put her hand on his shoulder, as if it would help him.
Jake looked at her with his *probably* black eyes, so their eyes met each other. He noticed that her eyes are *probably* brown which is almost the same as black so they're made for each other. Easyy. <3
- Man, it was hard but I managed to save you, my woman.
- Ohhh eemmm geeee Jake what just happened? What was THAT??- she asked - Was it you??
- Indeed. - he replied - Because a century ago, around 459 BC, my great great great great 100x grandfather, being abroad in Korea once touched Korean girl's hand by mistake and that is why I'm Asian - he explained to her, getting his strength back from breathing deeply - And since Asia is in Korea, I have their mysterious Western martial arts in my genes, which I just used to protect you, my female.
Jake. Cheryl hugged Jake as tightly as she could but not too hard so he doesn't die .
- Myy herooo yaaay we're gonna live forever with your power and maybe even conquer the whole worldd -she said cheerfully, kissing him. Jake didn't protest XD - Oh and who were those guys and why do they know you and what were they talking about???
Jake stood up, adjusted his clothes ,standing with his back to Cheryl and walked away a few meters for a more serious effect you see in the movies.
- Nothing, my dear female, because you musn't know it.
- Oh oki doki.
Jake, looking through the "window" thought.
This woman cannot know that I never ever in my entire life had any interactions with the opposite sex to mine aka females. If she finds out about it from those two morons, who do not know how they know about my secret, this woman will sue me or in worse case, she'll laugh at me and then leave. I have to act like alpha to her so that she doesn't guesses it. Until the wedding, that is, until tomorrow.
Jake's thoughts were interrupted by Masno. The man looked at her with his eyes saying "what".
- Can I go outside?
- You can.
- But you knoow -she said shyly - Alone.
- Oooh, I must rethink that, OK you can - he waved his hand - Just don't get lost.
He's sooo determineed, he's such an alphaaa - she thought and left.
Jake whatever. Leaving the cave, she followed the path for a while, avoiding rocks and large branches in the middle of the road. She admired the beautiful blue sky and birds flying in the sky. As she walked head in the clouds, she heard voices of some two men in the distance. She decided to follow the mysterious voices, because as her motto says: "always follow suspicious sounds because you have adventures then".
Jake. When she came to the clearing, she saw those two guys who were raping Jake's ears, sitting on a bench by the fire. It was clear that after her male's Western martial arts, they got quite a bit of unblown millet.xd
- Ughh, we could've had some sort of plan and not just come there. He immediatley knew what we were going to do when he saw us - the smaller guy said, adjusting his glasses on his nose with his one hand, and and massaging the lump on the back of his head with the other one.
- Oh come on it was funny, don't worry - he put a hand on Dwight's shoulder to comfort him, and looked at him - I'm David King, we'll make it together.
- Hii bestiees - Cheryl said, coming out from the bushes.
("Hi bestiees" is written here ^^^. That's the best translation I could think of XD)
Jake. Both men instantly turned to face the girl. They had no idea that anyone else but them and that hobo had stayed in that cursed forest.
- And what did you do at my friendboy's house, 'cause he doesn't want to tell me what's up. It makes me rly sad 'cause I'm claimed by him for almost the whole day and then this happens - she said, looking down at the grass. The tone of her voice seemed to be more low and sad - I came here to figure this out - she said, now looking more confident, pausing for a moment - Oh and who are you, you must introduce yourself to me because I don't talk to strangers.
JAKE. They both got up from the bench slowly, because of the bruises and tumors, and came to the woman. Dwight reached out to her first, bending slightly.
- Dear lady, my name is Dwight, I'm a nervous leader and employee of some store, I think it's at a gas station, I dunno because it always cold as hell there and you can't see anything because of the fog. Read my biography on the DBD wiki and you will find out everything there - he winked. The female didn't know what to feel. Actually, she didn't feel anything - And this is my little sub-human, I mean, my dearest friend David Ring.
Jaaaake. The other man came up to her. He was much bigger than the other one. He looked like he was thinking about something, and hesitating at the same time but the female didn't know whuts going un. He shook her hand like a gentleman.
- Is just me or do we already know each other? - he asked. His mouth corners lifted slightly and his eyes sparkled with joy as if he saw a good ol' mate whom he had not seen for a long time.
Jake o.o .Cheryl looked at him throughly, squinting her eyes -.- Suddenly, a tiny little match caught fire in her small little brain, 'cause you can't put a light bulb in there.
- Ohhhhh emmmm geeeee- she said visibly shocked.
Tu bi Quentinious...
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