Jake, the hobo who never washes himself ran away from his parents because they want him to live a better, fullfilling life in the future. Jake will not tolerate this, so he decided that he'll leave everything behind and go to the forest to live ther...
[POV: you ran away from your parents 'cause they wanted you to be more educated and to get a well-paid job in the future so you can have a better life and so you live in the forest and hunted some female girl]
Jake was sitting still in his cramped but own den for 15 minutes. He couldn't just sit like this anymore. His thoughts kept returning to the meat and today's female he found.
She's been away for a long time now- the genius called Jake concluded in his mind.
Maybe she wants to run away- again, a thought formed in his brain. He started felling a bit a lot very stressed.
Naah, she has no rights to run away because we will get married tomorrow, but I will look for her anyways - as he thought, he did.
Leaving Azorek's house / resting place, Jake felt a slight chill. It was getting colder and colder, and there was no sign of the woman. He started to go where he thought his woman might have fallen.
Jake finally found her in some units of time, but she wasn't alone. He squawked a little while standing motionless because the woman was talking in the distance with two of those great morons who were destroying his career of being the alpha omega XY male. He clenched his hands into fists as a form of disapproval of what he saw in front of him and walked over.
- By the Nea the Entity what's going on here, Cheryl, I mean you, get away from them that's not truee -he said, outraged by the whole situation.
Jake. And the others stood and just stared at him in silence. After some awkward minutes, they both replied:
- We're not doing anything.
- Then leave my woman alone, she's mine I claimed her go find another one- he said grabbing Chryl's hand - Now, come here, woman I'll take you to our cave, it's okay now.
Jaaake or Kuba in Polish B^) . She didn't wanted to go, 'cause she stood still. She wanted him to do the same so she pulled him to stop.
- But my male man - she said femalely, looking right into those black smexy eyes and he looked in hers - I found out something funny from them, come oooon and listeeen.
- Iiii will not listen to anything ,woman -and he pulled her like a gentlejake; not too hard, not too weak.
- Ooh come oon, I know married couples quarrel and get divorced, but wait- she muttered.
Jake let her go a little, buuuuut not really.
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- Meet my old friend from the days of compulsive thinking at the Midwitch school, David King, because I know him from somehow.
The big guy waved his hand playfully to Jake as if they were seeing each other for the first time. Jake narrowed his eyes as sus things were happening, very sus.
- Are you finished? - he asked, but after a while this situation surprised him because he has a weak ignition when it gets dark - what, you know this guy here?
- Oh yeah, I have friends, weirdly - she said, letting go of Jake's hand. She leaned against David's shoulder.
- Nea, why are you doing this to me - he replied resignedly - and what about our long-term steel relationship?
- Oh no no nono - said King Kong - we only went to the same school together in the same shit-hole.
- O wow, really- Jake said without any emotions, 'cause he hates learning, yuck yuck.
Jake. David and Cheryl looked at each other cuz why not.
- So many years have passed and you're still the same, you just got more blonde over the years -said ViKING
- Ohh yes and you got more bearded. I think. I have senile dementia so I dunno, haha.
Jake. And so there was an akward silence again. The woman then thought.
- Ohh Jake I know something elsee~
- That it is already dark and we must return to our burrow so that the boars won't eat us like as some sort of vendetta?
- No
what is vendera- she thought, but quickly the dementia took over and the emptiness reappeared in her head.
Jake. The woman walked over to him and put her arms around his waist, hugging him thightly - I know you're a virgin, Jake.
At these words, Jake collapsed and took his last breath.
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