Inspiration taken from @lightbloom
Quotes created through generator
(Keep in mind, these aren't strictly canon on how I view these characters)
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Elwyn, addressing the knights: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.
Leon: But – that's just a trash can.
Elwyn: It sure is!
Arthur: Elwyn, my old arch enemy.
Merlin: ... I thought I was your arch enemy?
Arthur: I have a life outside of you, Merlin.
Elwyn: Am I in trouble?
Arthur: Take a guess.
Elwyn: No?
Arthur: Take another guess.
Merlin: Why are you on the floor?
Arthur: I'm depressed.
Arthur: Also I was stabbed, can you get Elwyn, please.
Elwyn: I'm kind of crushing on someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is, because you're not going to like it
Merlin: Just rip the bandage off.
Elwyn: It's Arthur.
Merlin: Put the bandage back on.
Arthur: I told Elwyn her ears flush when she lies.
Merlin: Why?
Arthur: Look.
Arthur: Hey Elwyn! Do you love us?
Elwyn, covering her ears: No.
Merlin: Ah, I get it now.
Merlin: If you had to choose between Elwyn and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Arthur: That depends, how much money are we talking about?
Elwyn: Arthur!
Merlin: 63 cents.
Arthur: I'll take the money.
Elwyn: ARTHUR!!!
Arthur: I trust Elwyn.
Merlin: You think she knows what she's doing?
Arthur: I wouldn't go that far.
Elwyn: What do you think Merlin will do for a distraction?
Arthur: He'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock.
*Castle sets fire and several bell towers go off*
Arthur: ... or he could do that.
William: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
Elwyn: ... Your what?
William: My friends.
Cedric: Is he saying "friends"?
Branson: I think he's being sarcastic. I would know.
Catina: No, no, no, this is delirium, he's cracked from being awake all night. Hey, William! All of your friends are in this room.
William: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.
William: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Elwyn: Have everyone stand.
Catina: Bring three more chairs!
Cedric: The most important ones can sit down.
Branson: Kill three.
William: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Cedric: Rude.
Branson: That's fair.
Catina: Not again.
Elwyn: Are you going to want this back?
William: You're a loose cannon, Elwyn.
Elwyn: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon?
Cedric: I think you play by your own rules.
Catina: No way, she thinks rules are meant to be broken.
William: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
Elwyn: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Brin is a loose cannon.
Branson: *smashes a chair*
Catina: This is a mistake
Elwyn, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!
Catina: But not today
Elwyn, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess.
Catina: I can explain.
Elwyn: Can you?
Catina: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.
Arthur: Come on, I wasn't that drunk last night.
Merlin: You were flirting with Elwyn.
Arthur: So what? She's my wife.
Merlin: You asked her if she was single.
Arthur:
Merlin: And then you cried when she said she wasn't.
*Elwyn and Merlin sitting in jail together*
Elwyn: So who should we call?
Merlin: I'd call Arthur, but I feel safer in jail.
Arthur: We need a distraction.
Elwyn: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Merlin, whispering: My time has come.
Arthur: Elwyn, keep an eye on Merlin today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Elwyn: Sure, I'd love to see Merlin get punched.
Arthur: Try again.
Elwyn, sighing: I will stop Merlin from getting punched.
Merlin: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
Elwyn: *turning to Arthur* How tall are you?
Elwyn: Arthur and I don't use pet names.
Merlin: I see. Hey, what do bees make?
Elwyn: Honey?
Arthur: Yes, love?
Elwyn:
Merlin: Don't ever lie to my face again.
Arthur: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Elwyn: Wasn't Merlin with you?
Merlin: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
Arthur: I know you were out at the tavern last night, Merlin.
Elwyn: Play dumb!
Merlin: Who's Merlin?
Elwyn: NOT THAT DUMB!!!
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