I was expected to be the perfect being and I was from the outside. Blue eyes, blond hair, white and tall.
As the daughter of god they expected me to be a perfect Saint, but I wasn't and never will be.
My mother was disappointed in me and left me to the angels. Archangel Gabriel actually. It was horrible, with him as my by "babysitter".
(Funfact: I am thousands of years older than him)
My hobby then was to watch earth. Humans are adorable, they're fun to watch, but two people (an angel and a demon) interested me the most.
Crowley and Aziraphale's story comforted me, it made me happy to watch them all day. The only thing that annoyed me was that they never got together. I literally did everything I could. I put Aziraphale in danger lots of times, so Crowley could rescue him and had a reason to see him.
BUT THEY NEVER KISSED.
I don't know how often I sat in heaven (feeling like a prisoner) and watched them while screaming:
"JUST KISS ALREADY YOU ADORABLE IDIOTS"
Gabriel and mom thought I was going insane. (I was but not because of my them)
They also were super mad at me after amageddon went wrong. They wanted to punish them it obviously went wrong.
Shortly after this I discovered how fun pranks are. I played queen songs loud enough that even Beelzebub could hear it and once even sat heaven on fire.
Mom tried to stop me, but the only thing she could do was to make me go to hell and everyone knew I could be very dangerous for heaven then.
I went on with my pranks until mom agreed to let me out.
Of course I immediately left heaven and came to earth where I went to Aziraphale's bookshop.
YOU ARE READING
Heaven is Hell
FanfictionThe story of gods daughter Laurie, who is a good omens fangirl. She goes down to earth and does some stuff every good omens fan would do (not crowley btw). This story is so gonna be so gay...
