Incorrect Quotes

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A/N: Some are real, you can choose which ;). Also, I came up with a lot of the quotes myself, so don't think I stole all of them from other places. 


Jeongin: I should tell on you right now.

Minaki: Please don't!

Jeongin: Give me one reason why

Minaki: ... because i'm... cute?


Naki: Innie, I wanna give you some advice

Jeongin: Ok

Naki: If a door ever says push, you pull. it's not directions, it's a challenge


STAY: Naki-ah, cereal or milk first?

Naki: CEREAL FIRST, BITCHES!!!

Chan: NAKI!


Jeongin: Naki-ah, pass me the milk please.

Naki, an intellectual: Did you mean the cereal sauce?


Changbin: Naki! Where's my phone?

Naki: SEEKEST THOU THE CHOO-CHOO

Changbin:
(where are y'all demigods??)


Chan: Believe you can, and you're halfway there!

Naki: Your inspirational quotes have inspired me to unfriend you.


Seungmin: *sighs* You're such a handful

Naki: That's why you have two hands


Felix, flirting with Naki: I thought happiness started with h. Why does mine start with u?

Naki: I think you have dyslexia, oppa.


Heart shaker by Twice: iS sAnA gAy?????

Naki: YES SHE IS!!!


Naki: Why look for the oppas when the oppas will look for you?

Naki: Watch

Naki: *takes a deep breath*

Naki: *screams*


Naki: Can you gimme the laundry sauce?

Seungmin: The what?

Naki: You know, the laundry sauce.

Chan, not looking up: She wants the laundry detergent.

Seungmin:

Seungmin: Why is everything sauce with you?


[Chan and Felix meeting Naki's friends and siblings]

Chan, to Willy and Jacksi: Why are your tongues purple?

Willy: We had slushies.

Jacksi: I had a blue one and he had a red one.

Chan: Oh.

Chan:

Chan: OH!

Naki:

Naki: I know y'all are dating, but why would you drink each other's slushies?


Minaki: Oppa, can we get ice cream?

Felix: What did Channie hyung say?

Minaki: He said no...

Felix: Then why would I get you ice cream?

Minaki: He's not the boss of you!

Felix, internally: it's a trap it's a trap it's a trap


Naki, on a vlive: this is a song i wrote

Naki: It's called 'My Life'

Naki: Here, i'll play it

Naki: *plays a chord*

Naki: *screams*


Felix: guys i bought a snake on an impulse what should I name him

Chan: why did you buy a-

Minaki: William Snakespeare


Naki: I don't make that many irresponsible mistakes

Chan: Actually, you do

Jeongin: We have a list

Felix: It's alphabetized


Namjoon (BTS): the kids have organic snacks

Chan: that's nice. Naki eats candy off the floor


Chan, holding up a spork: Felix, what's this called?

Felix: a spork...

Chan: Now, Naki, what did you call it?

Naki: ...a fpoon...


Chan: Naki, for the last time, the internet isn't your personal diary

Naki: I know, oppa

Later:

Naki: What's up twitter today I cried in a McDonalds bathroom


Naki: I can speak French

Felix: Prove it!

Naki: Phoque :D

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