After studying with Dean, I headed up to my dorm room to find the girls hovering over a notebook. When I walk into the room they jump and glare at me.
Sienna waves me into the room and Ariana starts to shout at me.
"Hurry up and close the door."
I dump my books and bags on my bed and waddle over towards them. The book in front of them has a recipe of some sort with a step-by-step method of a messy prank.
"What's that?"
Sienna laughs at me and picks up the book, "It is the prank of all pranks. We're planning on pulling it on the boys during the sleepover tonight."
I give her a confused look, "What sleepover are you talking about?"
The dorm rules clearly state that we're not allowed the opposite gender in our dorm rooms.
"Well, lovely Lyss, once a month the boys come into our room and we eat junk, watch movies on our charms and play board games."
"It's essentially so we can spend some time with my oaf of a brother and the other two hotties as friends. And now we have an even number for teams!"
I giggle and then look back at the prank recipe. It describes a bomb of some sort made of shaving foam and whipped cream. It depicts various experiments to destroy the boy's dorm room with rotten eggs and tinned baked beans. Honestly, the prank sounds like it would be an arse to clean up.
"I have two questions."
Sienna gives me a smug look, "Fire away."
"Why are we doing this and how do you have all the materials for it?"
Tiana lets out an evil laugh, "Because we are currently winning the prank war. And we've had this stuff stored for months to make sure it was the right amount of rotten."
"Right. And when you get into trouble?"
It was Sienna's turn to laugh, "We won't. Because we have a backup plan if that happens. Plus. What are they gonna do? Expel us? My parents literally disowned me, they have to keep me."
"Ok harsh man."
Sienna shrugs before walking over to the wardrobe. She starts to pull out small containers and stack them into a backpack."The boys will be here in 20minutes. We'll set up the prank when they fall asleep. But first, we need to set up mattresses for these bozos to sleep on."
I roll my eyes and get to work, "We could just make them make their own beds. I'm too lazy too."
The girls giggle, "As appealing as that is, it's the rules we set like last year so we can't change them."
The beds didn't take long to set up, the mattresses were stored under our beds so it was easy to access. The boys got there shortly after with goofy grins on their faces.
Mason threw a heavy bag on the floor with a fat grin, "We got the best snacks that the kitchen has to offer."
"What's that? Bread?"
He wags his finger at me, "Incorrect Lyss, no points for you."
Sienna leaped forward and snatched the bag off the floor, "Potato chips? Oreos? Chocolate?? You went all out brother. I applaud your efforts. But I think our snacks are better."
I quirk an eyebrow at her, "We have dried meat what do you mean."'
The boys cheered, "You have much to learn Lyss, dried meat makes you feel high."
I look at them confused, "I'm sorry did I hear that right?"Tiana threw her arms around me and laughed, "It's to do with being zombies. It's actually banned in the dorms because of how it affects us. But damn it feels good."
Mason handed me a piece with a fat grin on his face, "Try some."
I slowly take the piece from his hand and start to munch away, a little bit apprehensive at the rough texture on my tongue. But slowly my limbs felt light, my head was spinning and my heart was tight. It feels like my brain has cleared of any and all thoughts and my eyelashes felt heavy. It was a true feeling of ecstasy as I swallow each bite.
"How are you feeling?" Mason chuckles as he watches me hyper-focusing on the small piece left in my hand.
I slowly look back up to him, "Fucking fantastic my good sir."
The group breaks out into laughter, "Why'd you turn British Lyss?"
"I've always been British love, I don't ever know what you mean."
More laughter greets me and I can't help but smile. We spent the next couple of hours having deep conversations and playing games and snacking on the endless supply of chips that Sienna and Tiana had managed to smuggle in from the kitchen.
By the time the boys had passed out, I felt content and my body felt like a massive marshmallow. Tiana grabbed the backpack out of the closet and motioned for us to sneak out, stepping over the sleeping eejiots to reach the door. We sneak down the hall towards their dorm and push the heavy door open.
The boys keep their room surprisingly clean with the odd piece of clothing thrown on the floor. The girls chuckled and set to work. Tiana filled their beds with rotten eggs, sour milk was sprayed on the walls, moldy cheese was smeared across the toilet seat, and lastly, we sprayed shaving foam across all the furniture and cupboard doors.
The girls and I stood back to admire our beautiful masterpiece. I could see why they were winning the prank war, this was pure evil genius. We giggle as we made our way back to our room, Cooper's snores greeting us as we walked in. Just before we got into bed I leaned over each of the sleeping boys and drew a line of shaving foam under their noses, careful enough not to wake them.
They were sure as hell were gonna be getting a bit of a surprise in the morning.
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