Me: this chapter's title made me realize I don't know how to spell two in Spanish but anyway I'm back and worse than ever for the 2nd or 3rd day within less than a week which means there's a definite possibility that I will forget to update anything for 4-6 months if not longer.
Harry: we're gonna die in here I guarantee it
Me: well considering this book was started in January of 2018 when I was a freshman in high school and it is now 2022 and I'm now a freshman in college and we've only been here for 22 parts... yeah probably
Draco: not entirely how I was planning on dying but okay
Me: WELL Mr Malfoy I missed the part where that was my problem but speaking of Malfoys that brings us to our next ship
Ron: If you say that it's Snape and Malfoy I swear to god I will end you
Me: I WASNT going to you perverted whORE but now I'm going to just to piss you off *scribbles on an absurdly long list titled Ships to react to that will piss people off *
Hermione: gonna well piss off all the Weasleys if you keep doing this
Draco: *whispering* I think that's the whole idea
Me: Draco has earned a trip back into the closet y'all * shoves Draco into the closet with Voldemort*
Draco: But I just came out of the closet D:
Me: too bad, coming out privileges revoked
anyway, for today's class we have a guest speaker! *pulls out a wand that definitely was acquired legally with very legal money that was acquired in a definitely legal way * It's Luci! :D *Lucius Malfoy appears*
Lucius: What- where- wh- huh? I have several questions
Pansy: just don't. it's a long story.
Me: Onto the ship!!!! Today's ship is snucius!
Lucius: What ship? i don't see any boats
Pansy: again long story
Hermione: Ima take a wild guess and say that it's a ship between Mr Malfoy and Snape?
Me: oBvIoUsLy
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Someday in the far future, I'm gonna be going through my pictures and it's going to be very concerning bc I have some weird pictures for this book saved
Anyway- ye or ne
Harry: that's a horrific and cursed thing to look at but I ship just to torture snape Hermione: Mr Malfoy is married??? so sink Ron: I'm with Harry on this one Fred: to be fair we've seen worse
George: but like harry said ship just to torture snape Voldemort: *muffled closet sounds*
Draco: *also muffled closet sounds* Snape: if someone doesn't kill me I will do it myself Luna: If Mr Malfoy wasn't married I could see it, it's like grown-up drarry! Me: wait what- no bad luna *bonks her with previously mentioned wand*
Ginny: I honestly don't even know anymore ship I guess
Pansy: ditto on weaselette
Me: okay then see ya next time on RSH airing anywhere between the next couple days to 6+ months bye
