TRUTH OR DARE

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Me: TIME TO PLAY TRUTH OR DARE!
Harry: Weren't we already playing?
Voldemort: Shut up Harry no one cares.
Me: Ok then... Pansy truth or dare?
Pansy: Dare of course.
Me: I dare you to... *looks around room* Kiss 'Mione!
Pansy: Ok... *Kisses Hermione* Ok Umm.. Potter I dare you to kiss Alexandra (me)
Me: wait what
Harry: err.. ok. *Leans over to kiss me* * falls* *ends up knocking me over and lands on top of me*
Me: Ow
Harry: *kisses me* that better beautiful?
Me: *chokes on air* you talking to me?
Harry: who else would I be talking to?
Me:*covers face with hands to cover blush* umm yah I guess.
Draco: HARRY! STOP FLIRTING WITH MY SISTER! YOU'RE MINE!
Harry: No I'm not *sticks tounge out* You didn't claim me first. *Sits up and puts me in his lap*
Me*is lowkey uncomfortable but also lowkey liking it*
Hemione: .... Harry, the game?
Harry: umm Ron truth or dare?
Ron: truth
Luna: Rooooon you're no fun
Ron: fine dare
Harry: umm let's see I dare you to.... Ask Viktor out.
Ron:wait Viktor Krum?*Blushes*
Harry: yep
Viktor: *appears* vait vhat am I doing here?
Me: you'll see
Ron: so umm Viktor I was wondering if you.. I don't know.. would like to go on umm a date??
Viktor: vah! Err.. I mean sure vhy not.
Ron:*blushes* I guess I'll see you tonight then?
Viktor: see vou at 7?
Ron: ok *smiles shyly
Me: awww ok voldy truth or dare
Voldemort: truth
Me: *smiles evilly* is it true that you are in love with Bellatrix?
Voldemort: *speechless*
Harry: I'm gonna take that as a yes
Bellatrix: *appears*
Me: Hey Bella!
Bellatrix: hey sweetie, oh hey Tom *twists hair around finger*
Voldemort: umm hey Bella *blushes*
Bellatrix: *hugs Voldemort*
Me: *fangirling*
Voldemort: *growls at me* Severus truth or dare
Snape: *groans* truth
Voldemort: who's your crush?
Snape: errr... *Mumbles* James Potter
Harry: Dafuq?
Me: NO CUSSING
Snape: Miss Weasley truth or dare?
Ginny: truth
Snape: worst thing that has happened to you at Hogwarts
Ginny: Harry kissing those two *points at me and Draco*
Me: *flips Ginny off* I ship drarry
Ginny: Luna truth or dare
Luna: Dare
Ginny: ok... Umm go to Dumbledores office and put a niffler on his desk
Luna:* for some reason has a niffler with her* okay *runs out of room*
Me: okay. Fred and George! Truth or Dare?
Fred: do you really need us to answer?
George:Dare of course.
Me: you two dress up really dark and creepy (no offense to anyone) and go up to your parents and say that you are transferring to Slytherin house
Draco: *acts offended* that's my house your talking about.
Me well it's mine too so I can say whatever I want
*Fred and George put on black makeup, nail polish and clothes and die their hair black*
Fred:ok see ya later
Me: make sure to come back or else I'll burn down your joke shop
Hermione: damn bit dark there
*Luna comes back* okay Im back
'Mione truth or dare?
Hermione: dare
Luna: I dare you to go get your tounge pierced.
Hermione: this was a bad idea*walks out of room*

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