I lowkey forget y'all actually read and possibly enjoy the shit I post and it's frankly quite hilarious when I open Wattpad and find the weirdest most out-of-context shit as comments, SPECIFICALLY on this shitshow of a book. Anyways if yall like this shit, I'm planning two other and more serious books, a one-shot collection, and then an actual book. when those will start being published is to be decided (aka not for a while) just due to college and life and all that jazz and I'm slowly falling out of the fandom so it is getting harder to write fanfics. anyways might as well give y'all another fucking chapter bc it is 1 in the goddamn morning, I have nothing better to do, and apparently, you crackheads eat this shit up but I'm not writing about Snape's goddamned love life again so you get some tomarry
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Me: Mk everyone knows the drill, ship is Tom Riddle and Harry, have at it.
Harry: Ah yes hooking up with the man who is literally trying to kill me and has been for literally my entire life. Draco: Potter stop acting as if that isn't something you'd actually do
Harry: I would NOT
Me: I have proof that says otherwise *waves stack of tomarry fics around*
Voldemort: I am NOT TOM RIDDLE, well I AM Tom Riddle BUT I'm NOT because I'm VOLDEMORT Hermione Granger: yah no one gives a damn Tim, uh I guess ship but only if like their both adults? or both teens? Ron Weasley: major sink Fred and George: ditto Snape: is this siriusly what I'm doing with my life- *walks off and sits in a corner pinching his nose* Luna: I'd have to agree with Hermione, not really an ideal couple but if they both consent... Ginny: Sink.Sink.Sink.Sink.Sink.Sink.Sink.Sink.Sink.Sink.Sink.Sink.Sink.Sink.Sink.Sink.
Pansy: you know what we've seen worse, I'm just gonna second what Granger said
Draco: I'm gonna have to agree with Granger as well, probably not a healthy relationship but not like we could do much if it's legal
Me: I don't personally ship it but if it's consensual and legal and non-pedophilic than yah sure, prob would add some interesting plot
anyways it's almost 2 am so I probably should like go to sleep or do something productive. will I do that? probably not, probably just going to drink too much caffeine but hey it's the thought that counts 👍
