Me: Well if you would kindly SHUT UP I could tell you
Draco and Harry: ....
Me: thank you. As Harry brought up I am The Author and you are all here to react to the ships of Hogwarts for peoples entertainment.
Draco: HELL NO! I'M LEAVING!
Me: Touch that door and die.
Harry: Malfoy I wouldn't do that if I were you
Draco: When have you ever cared for my wellbeing?
Harry: umm.....
Me That brings us to our first ship DRARRY!!
Harry and Draco: What???
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Everyone except Draco and Harry: AWWWWWWWWWWW
Draco: *whispering loudly* I thought we agreed that NO ONE would ever see those pictures!
Harry: *whispering even louder* I DIDNT give them to anyone!
Me: Dragon, Hazzleberry we can all hear you.
Harry:...
Draco:.....
Me: SINK OR SHIP?!?
Everyone except Harry and Draco: SHIP!!
Me: Hazzleberry? Dragon? What do you two have to say?
Harry: *quietly* Ship?
Draco: I DUCKING SHIP IT *pulls Harry into a romantic kiss*
Everyone: AWWWWWWWWWW Snape and Voldemort: UUUUUUGH Me:shut up Voldey Snape I KNOW you ship them so stop faking it. Snape: That was my only secret!!!! Well other than that I'm madly in love with HarMHHM!! Me: Shh You'll ruin it!!
