the time has come! let us welcome.. the first HAIKYUU SKIT!!! HOORAY! lettuce begin!!!!!!!!! wait.. before beginning lemme just say, I DO NOT own camp camp, I'm positive it is owned by Rooster Teeth. (link above) anywayz enjoy
Characters:
Max - Tsukishima Kei
Neil - Kuroo Tetsurō
Nikki - Bokuto Koutarou
Ered - Suna Rintaro
David - Takeda Ittetsu
Gwen - Ukai Keishin
Campbell - Ukai Ikkei
Quatermaster - Tanji Washijo
Nurf - Iwaizumi Hajime
Harrison - Oikawa Tooru
Space Kid - Suguru Daishou
Nerris - Kageyama Tobio
Dolph - Akinori Konoha
Preston Goodplay - Kenji Futakuchi
Sheriff Sal - Sheriff Sal
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*Eagle screeching*
Takeda: Can you believe it, Kei? We're getting not one, not three, but two new campers today!
Tsukishima: Yup. It's really, truly horrifying.
Takeda: Horrifying? What, are you afraid of making a few new friends?
Tsukishima: I'm not here to make friends, Ittetsu. I'm here because camp is where kids are sent when their parents don't want to deal with them.
Tsukishima: Why do you think we return the favor when they hit seventy?
Takeda: Hang on a sec, what are you even doing out here?
Tsukishima: Well, it's definitely not because the bus only comes in from the city to drop off and pick up campers
Tsukishima: And so far seems to be my only reasonable method of escaping this fucking nightmare of a camp.
Tsukishima: Definitely not that.
Takeda: Heeeeyy... language.
Tsukishima: Suck a dick—
Takeda: All I want is for you kids to have as much fun as I did when I was a Campbell camper.
Takeda: Is that really too much to ask?
Tsukishima: I refuse to believe someone as happy as you can possibly exist.
*bus honking*
Takeda: *gasp* The bus is here!
Takeda: Hello, welcome to Camp--
*Takeda screaming as he gets hit by the bus*
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HAIKYUU! CORRECT QUOTES? wait*rereads script* I MEANT INCORRECT QUOTES!
HumorWelcome, welcome. I'm your host Tortellini and I'm here to tell you that I DO NOT own any of the Haikyuu characters nor any of the quotes or hell most things mentioned in here. This is just for fun so please don't take any of this seriously. Also s...
