HAIKYUU! CORRECT QUOTES? wait*rereads script* I MEANT INCORRECT QUOTES!

72- Haikyuu as Shakespearean Mean Girls

Welcome back to another skit. I'm excited to do these again. 

So awhile back in my senior year of hs I was in a Shakespeare class, and one of the assignments we had was reading aloud scripts written in Shakespearean, I joined the group that was reading the Mean Girls script (which I saved). Anyway, welcome to Haikyuu as Mean Girls (but in Shakespearean) PT.1. (Also please remember I do not own any of the characters nor the script, I did tho edit some parts in the script to better suit things)

CAST

Cady Heron played by, Hinata Shoyo

Janis Ian played by, Miya Atsumu

Damian played by, Bokuto Kotaro

Regina George played by, Tsukishima Kei

Karen Smith played by, Nishinoya Yu

Gretchen Wieners played by, Yamaguchi Tadashi

June George played by, Tsukishima Akiteru

Aaron Samuels played by,

Mrs. Norbury played by, Sugawara Koshi

Principal Duvall played by, Sawamura Dachi

Kevin Gnapoor played by, Tanaka Ryunosuke

Shane Oman played by,

CHORUS played by, THE FORGOTTEN TRIO

Cady's father played by, Ukai Kenshin

Cady's mother played by, Takeda Ittesu

Kristen Hadley played by, Yaku Morisuke

EXTRA's (i.e random students) played by, WHOEVER I REMEMBER TO (OR FEEL LIKE AT THE MOMENT) ADD

There's like a lot of characters, so I'll just update this as more characters appear..

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P R O L O G U E

Evanston, Illinois, in the New World.

Enter CHORUS (THE FORGOTTEN TRIO).

NARITA

When audiences 'round the globe appear,

ENNOSHITA

Desiring stories of a man's fate,

KINOSHITA

Our playwright answereth the calling clear,

NARITA

Preparing ample banquet for your plate.

ENNOSHITA

This tale of lasses takes us unto school

KINOSHITA