HAIKYUU! CORRECT QUOTES? wait*rereads script* I MEANT INCORRECT QUOTES!

Welcome, welcome. I'm your host Tortellini and I'm here to tell you that I DO NOT own any of the Haikyuu characters nor any of the quotes or hell most things mentioned in here. This is just for fun so please don't take any of this seriously. Also ships will be mentioned more then once throughout this story, if you have a problem with that *looks down at hand* screw.. me?? wait no, that says you "screw you" Anyway, if you got a problem with any of the ships mentioned here, then this story is not for you and you'll have to find a different book. I'm just here to hopefully make you laugh, because why not I have nothing better to do😂 (warning: cursing, super dumb)
So without further or do.. ENJOY