Yahaba & Kyotani: *having a massive fight*
Mattsun (while eating popcorn): you should totally kiss
Yahaba: No, I will not kiss that.
Mattsun: not what you said yesterday
Kyotani: what did Yahaba say yesterday?
Mattsun: [air quotes] "I'd let Kyotani smack my peach to bruising and bang me like a screen door by the tornado"
Yahaba: ...
Kyotani: ...
Mattsun: *throws popcorn* boo, worst movie ever *leaves*

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