Daichi: Hello 119, what's your emergency?
Kuroo: Yes, Kenma has fainted and is bleeding from his nose.
Daichi: An ambulance is on its way, what were the events leading up to this?
Kuroo: ...*mumbles*
Daichi: Sorry, could you please repeat that?
Kuroo: ...I put on a maid dress-

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