heart in disguise

The unexpected happens??

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Akira POV
Front of germa castle

*the snail shop connects with the rest of germa and yonji and Akira get off to be greeted by niji, cosette, reiju, and ichiji*
Hello everyone. It's nice to see you back Akira. Thanks reiju. Welcome maid. Wow niji I thought you would have become nice on a few months.... Guess I was wrong. Hah!! You wanna say that again you damn maid!!
*yonji goes up to niji*
Don't talk to her like that! What did I offend your girlfriend!
*akira blushes*
Fuck off niji! What you say!
*reiju comes up to niji and yonji and kicks them both in the leg hard that they both fall down onto each other* Hey what was that for! You are both acting like children. You guys are both going to have children in a few months!. They are going to need fathers so start acting like it!! S..sorry Reiju.
*they both get back up and go over to their partner*
Oooiiii Reiju!! Hey do any of you gus hear that?
*one of the soldiers came up to them* there is a big mom pirates ship heading this way at 2:00!! What would you like us to do reiju-sama? Let them come up. But reiju-sama?! You heard me let them come aboard. Yes, queen reiju!
Ichiji POV
*akira goes up to ichiji*
You have been quiet ever since we came its nice to know you haven't lost your touch. Hmnnnphhh. Okay then. Uuggghhh!!!
*ichiji falls to the ground clutching his stomach*
Hey! Ichiji! Are you okay! Aaggahhhh!!! It okay its okay!! What do we do! Take my brother to the medical unit! Yes, Queen reiju!
*a soldier tries to help ichiji up but he declines it*
Leave me alone I can get there myself!!
*ichiji gets up still clutching his stomach going to the medical room* Akira, can you go with him? But rei.. Yonji dont but me!
*akira goes over to yonji and caresses his face*
Don't worry I'll be right back. We're gonna be fine. Fine. Ok see you.
* she goes in the castle and catches up with ichiji but he hasn't walked that far*
Are you sure you don't need any help? Don't touch me
.. ahhhhgg!!! Ok stop being stubborn and let me help you!! Just sit me down!!! Ok damn!*then water goes on the floor*
Did your water bottle burst? I don't even carry a water bottle!! Oh. So you peed. I don't know, maybe?!!!!! Aaaaaggghhhhh fuck!!!
Front of germa castle
*katakuri and pudding are talking to reiju, niji, yonji, and cosette* Where is ichiji? He had some stomach problems so he is in the medical unit. Oh. Don't worry I'm sure hes gonna be fine.
(Germa hallway)
Aaagggghhh!!! Push my pants down!! Uhm I don't really like you that way. Not like that you fucking idoit!!! Fine! Gosh!
*she pulls down ichiji's pants*
Oh my god you're bleeding! Fuck aaagggghhh something's coming out aaagggghhh!!!!! You probably just need to shit. Oh my god can't you do anything that doesn't require talking!! Ok calm down just breathe. Just let me take a look. No, don't look! I have to or I won't know what's going on!!!! Uuuughhhhh!!! Fine aaaggghhh!!
*she looks at ichiji's rectom and sees it stretching with hair*
um ok. I dont know how to even say this but have you been getting rammed? What is that even supposed to mean?!?! Have you had gay sex? Why do I have to awnser?!?! Because I think your having a baby?! Stop playing gamaaaaghhhhh!!!! Does it look like I'm joking!! No! I can't!! Well your gonna have to start. Shut upaahaahhhhh!!!! Now let's do this! Do you even know what your doing?! I've seen people do it in my village so I think I'm good.
*reiju, katakuri, pudding, yonji, niji, and cosette come running towards them*
What is going on?! Why does my brother have his pants off?! Calm down yonji. This may seem weird but he's having a baby. What! I'm so glad you're here. I need towels, warm water, scissors and some string. I'm not doing shit! Just fucking do it niji!!! Aaaahhhhggggg!!!! Ugh gosh!
*niji goes and the rest go and get the other stuff and katakuri crouches down beside him*
this is all your fault!!! You dumbass fucking piece of mochiaaaaaghhghh!!!! I'm sorry. DO YOU THINK THATS GONNA FUCKING HELP ME!!! Ok I know you guys are talking, but ichiji when I continue to three I'm gonna need you to push. Fine let's just get this over!!!! Okay 1...2...3!! Gggrrrrhhhhh!!!! Aaaaagaggggggghhh!!! Fuck!!! Okay I see the head. Here we go again 1..2..3....push! Uuuugggghhhh!!! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!! I'm gonna fucking kill you!
*katakuri runs his fingers through his hair*
your doing great. Shut up!! Aaagggghhh fuck!!! One more big push! Aaa!!! Aaagggghhh!!!!
*they come back with the supplies and the baby comes in her arms*
It's a girl!
*she cuts the babies cord and puts her in ichiji's arms*
waaaaaahhhhhh!!! Waaaahhhh!! We got the supplies! Ok thanks. Uhm theirs another one coming! What!
~Timeskip~
(Medical unit)
*ichiji is in a hospital bad and katakuri is by his side running his fingers thr his hair*
Hey how are you doing mommy?! Dont call me that! So you two huh? Never wou... okay maybe I would have. I'm gonna go see you.
*she goes over to where the baby boy and girl were*
Bye you two cuties!
*then she leaves*
They're so tiny. Yeah. What should we name them? I was thinking...What is it? After my mother. What was her name? Sora V. Charlotte and Kane V. Charlotte. I love them and I love you.
Akira POV
(Yonji's room)
Hey, I'm back. God I missed you. Me too. I need to take a shower you want to join? Then what are we waiting for?
*Yonji and Akira go into the shower and when they were done they change and she sits on his lap on his chair with the 4 on it*
Well that was.. Unexpected... Yeah. Well just imagine we're gonna have a baby soon. Or that could have been you on the ground. Were not doing this the moment we came back. Bu.. I'm fine and
*she places a hand on his cheek caressing it*
If I feel something is wrong I'll lay down and tell someone to promise.
* the takes the hand that was caressing his face and puts up her pinky*
Fine, but if anything wrong happens tell me or the soldiers. Ok.
*they pinkie swear*