This is a collaboration between two very silly and sleep-deprived authors who may have also been drunk. Please be aware of certain hazards involved in the reading of this story, which could include (but are not limited to): snorting your drink, choking on your saliva, and fracturing a rib laughing.
You have been warned.
Another warning: Despite the fact that our cover uses virtually every available clipart on canva, this is NOT a children's story.
Yet another warning: You are probably not the Chosen One.
ONC Prompt: "It's always what/who you least expected that blows your mind away."
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The Writers
CMF writes a combination of humorous and dark fantasy peppered with high-stakes situations, smart female leads, and quirky characters. (Also angst. Lots of angst.) If you're looking for adventure, check out her Rest is Riddles trilogy, an intricately-crafted epic fantasy filled with magic, mystery, and egotistical sorcerers. If you're looking for bantery romance, lighthearted chaos, and animal catastrophes, you might also enjoy her ONC project, Eight Legs Too Many!
Dunk writes character-driven fantasy-romance with unexpected twists on common tropes. Expect flawed heroes of every race, gender, orientation, and age facing seemingly insurmountable threats together.
A warning: dark topics/themes
A promise: always a happy ending
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