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crackhead myths - missing gura incident

oh nyo! changed the gc name to the true myth crackheads
bri ish kid: ayo ur right tho
library meeting: agreed
💀: guys what should we have for dinner
chicken legs: you can have me for dinner calli 😳
💀: 😳
bri ish kid: i'll have gura's mum
library meeting: tako
bri ish kid: cannibal
💀: our dinner might be delayed guys
library meeting: why.... 🤨
bri ish kid: 😏
chicken legs: uh- dont worry kids
💀: its... not like that
bri ish kid: what? did it too much in a day?
library meeting: most likely
💀: okay how about we have mcdonalds for dinner
bri ish kid: YEYEYEYEY
library meeting: moist
chicken legs: ffs not mcdonald again
💀: i know kiara we've brought 2 family meals yesterday for them
chicken legs: ungrateful children
bri ish kid: shuddap and buy us mcdonald
library meeting: ty ty
chicken legs: yw
💀: wait wheres our shark daughter
bri ish kid: GURAAAAAA
library meeting: 🦈
💀: gura we're having maccas again
💀: and dont worry i wont give ame her fish burger again
chicken legs: she good?
library meeting: no she food
bri ish kid: sharks are edible
library meeting: you eat her in a different way tho
bri ish kid: so do u
💀: dude i kinda realised its illegal for you guys to date
💀: like its pedo
bri ish kid: huh how
library meeting: we're really old ame
chicken legs: ame ur like 20 right idk
library: yeah i think gura is boomer zoomer old
bri ish kid: wha- then how old are you??
💀: shes prolly dinosaur type old
chicken legs: honestly when u see gura beside ame it really gives off pedo vibes
bri ish kid: WTF I CANT BE A PEDO IM A DETECTIVE
library meeting: wait but im taller then both
bri ish kid: ???? SEE
💀: ok enough we have to find gura
💀: as a responsible dad i have to go look for her or else imma be signing papers or some shit
chicken legs: they make u do that if u lose ur child?
bri ish kid: tbh i dont know either
library meeting: we just contact for a missing child and theres no specific period of time to consider someone is missing
chicken legs: ok but if we contact right away and the gura comes back in the next 1 hour thats awkward
💀: kiara i thought u'd do that move
bri ish kid: im the police, so i'll go looking for her
bri ish kid: as a responsible detective i have to go look for her or imma lose my job or some shit
chicken legs: ok ok
chicken legs: im a wife and mom too so-
chicken legs: as a responsible mom i have to go look for her as well or imma have a crying calli and crying calli is ugly as shit
💀: ow
bri ish kid: you ugly asf already
library meeting: you guys are mean fr
💀: crying rn
chicken legs: calli i just meant dont cry
💀:i know
library meeting: ok as a responsible girlfriend i have to go look for her or we're gonna break up or something
bri ish kid: ok shush we get the point guys
bri ish kid: as a responsible FAMILY
💀: yeah we have to go look for her so i guess no maccas
chicken legs: maccas?
bri ish kid: aussie?
💀: shi-
library meeting: isnt bae ur sister
💀: yEah YEah
library meeting: its not yabe guys she just adapts to the australian slang terms
bri ish kid: you dont have the right to be smarter then me im the detective
chicken legs: but she has the right for freedom of speech
💀: yeah but we all have responsibilities to look for gura so stfu before she gets kidnapped by nemo or smthin
bri ish kid: oke oke les go guys follow my lead
library meeting: where are we going
chicken legs: how about we wait for a day
💀: yeah i wanna eat my dinner
bri ish kid: ok whatever go have smex me and ina are gonna go on an adventure
library meeting: ina and i*
bri ish kid: stfu
bri ish kid: OK LES GO